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..by inviting Nichole Ryan to come over
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He looks like he already has.He should try preparing for death
Wonder how many wrestling toys and Jordans they'll cram into his coffinHe looks like he already has.
..by inviting Nichole Ryan to come over
He literally shouldn't. Modern medicine has a lot to answer for.He shouldn't exist, either.
Reminder: He has a Rob Zombie autograph tattooHe looks like a mongoloid Bill Burr.
Worse comes to worse, he would be perfect for a remake of Freaks, or an extra in any Rob Zombie or Harmony Korine film. Spring Breakers was garbage, along with that Matthew McConohei (bless you Lady Di) film. A couple decades earlier, Sam would have been perfect for Gummo
He’ll probably worm his way into heaven by being annoying to Satan. “You don’t think I was a good enough person to make it to heaven?”He should try preparing for death
The Jack White autograph tattoo is just as bad. “A seven nation army couldn't hold me back”. Couldn’t they?Reminder: He has a Rob Zombie autograph tattoo
He's said he wants to after doing it for 20 years. They already cut his pay he probably wants to sleep in with his fellaNorton won’t leave Sirius, it’s his only option. He’ll take whatever they offer him, he’d do it for 30k a year and a chance to plug his dwindling stand up career.
Imagine having two other men's names written on you.Reminder: He has a Rob Zombie autograph tattoo
No adult male should have wet noodles for arms.Reminder: He has a Rob Zombie autograph tattoo
The REAL PlankfootIs that morning mash up Nicole with the big feet?
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