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Sam is having another kid
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She was a 7 at best when she was in her prime. The whole “Sam’s girlfriend is SO CUTE” was just gay baby talk from Nana/the Worm.
During the bit where Intern David kissed Sam, The Opester refers to her as “sidepiece” and says he’s texting her. Look, there is no humour value to it. But that faggot Sam really was emasculated.
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I want to see her sloppy pregnant titties.
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She has a nice vibe but I'd say is a 6.5. vibe means a lot though. Scarlet Johansson is a big one for vibe doing the work.
Be warned the sexual chemistry between her and Sam pops off the screen here
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Hopefully it has bowel cancer upon birth
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That's a little fawkin harsh tbphwy
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She's very Jewish looking, not one of the hot ones but not one of the ugly ones either. Not my cup of tea at all, but Sam - hideous mutant that he is - has done well for himself.
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I have just noticed the background. My word
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Is Sam rich? I can’t imagine the long term outlook for his job at Sirius is all that promising.
Anyways, I wonder if that balloon penis thing is genetic. If so, the good lord is still hilarious.
Anyways, I wonder if that balloon penis thing is genetic. If so, the good lord is still hilarious.
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Genuine israel type middle eastern jew too. Not the inbred eastern europeans
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His father must have been. Globe trotting working in advertising in the mad men era until the 90s at the very least
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OnA said she was hot wtf
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She's kind of homely but I would rut and nut in that box
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Remember, she's had a kid and has been married to Sam Roberts for like 12 years
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Nice for them. Jess is holding up pretty well. Sam's a lucky fella.
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Sam wins again and chuds aren’t happy about it
The Jim and the Sam shall inherit the earth
The Jim and the Sam shall inherit the earth
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Well, Jim and Anthony both like transgender men, so it could be clouded judgement