Sam is having another kid

[Cuphead]

 

[Ladynyahh]

I don't know if she is actually cute or if it's just Sam's remarkable ugliness that improves her looks tenfold. Wow is he unattractive.

 

[FamilyDollar]

I don't know if she is actually cute or if it's just Sam's remarkable ugliness that improves her looks tenfold. Wow is he unattractive.

She was a 7 at best when she was in her prime. The whole “Sam’s girlfriend is SO CUTE” was just gay baby talk from Nana/the Worm.

During the bit where Intern David kissed Sam, The Opester refers to her as “sidepiece” and says he’s texting her. Look, there is no humour value to it. But that faggot Sam really was emasculated.

 

[BoringFaggot]

I want to see her sloppy pregnant titties.

 

[Dennyislife]

I don't know if she is actually cute or if it's just Sam's remarkable ugliness that improves her looks tenfold. Wow is he unattractive.

She has a nice vibe but I'd say is a 6.5. vibe means a lot though. Scarlet Johansson is a big one for vibe doing the work.

Be warned the sexual chemistry between her and Sam pops off the screen here

 

[PFGTard]

Who knew Jessica was into bestiality?

 

[alkiefuck2]

Hopefully it has bowel cancer upon birth

 

[Ladynyahh]

Hopefully it has bowel cancer upon birth

That's a little fawkin harsh tbphwy

 

[guest]

I don't know if she is actually cute or if it's just Sam's remarkable ugliness that improves her looks tenfold. Wow is he unattractive.

She's very Jewish looking, not one of the hot ones but not one of the ugly ones either. Not my cup of tea at all, but Sam - hideous mutant that he is - has done well for himself.

 

[Dennyislife]

I have just noticed the background. My word

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Is Sam rich? I can’t imagine the long term outlook for his job at Sirius is all that promising.

Anyways, I wonder if that balloon penis thing is genetic. If so, the good lord is still hilarious.

 

[BUBBLER]

She's very Jewish looking, not one of the hot ones but not one of the ugly ones either. Not my cup of tea at all, but Sam - hideous mutant that he is - has done well for himself.

Genuine israel type middle eastern jew too. Not the inbred eastern europeans

 

[Dennyislife]

Is Sam rich? I can’t imagine the long term outlook for his job at Sirius is all that promising.

Anyways, I wonder if that balloon penis thing is genetic. If so, the good lord is still hilarious.

His father must have been. Globe trotting working in advertising in the mad men era until the 90s at the very least

 

[wbgreen]

A hundred years ago, the government would have sterilized Sam during a eugenics program. Sometimes the old ways were the better ways.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

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OnA said she was hot wtf

 

[Front 242]

OnA said she was hot wtf

She's kind of homely but I would rut and nut in that box

 

[BUBBLER]

OnA said she was hot wtf

Remember, she's had a kid and has been married to Sam Roberts for like 12 years

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Nice for them. Jess is holding up pretty well. Sam's a lucky fella.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Sam wins again and chuds aren’t happy about it

The Jim and the Sam shall inherit the earth

 

[lowend73]

OnA said she was hot wtf

Well, Jim and Anthony both like transgender men, so it could be clouded judgement