Safe is not my speed child

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

 

[guest]

I can make my girlfriend's Corolla go 100 mph, but I don't go online like a faggot to brag about it.

Patrick's 42 years old but perpetually stuck acting like he's a 14 year old.

 

[HotDogJoe]

This perfectly encapsulates what's so hateable about this retard.

Speeding is a really tangible way of endangering other peoples' lives yet he thinks he's absolutely entitled to do it, but if you won't use somebody's made up pronouns or speak out against pumping "trans kids" full of hormones, you're an evil nazi who deserves to be cancelled and have your life destroyed.

God do I fucking hate him.

 

[guest]

[URL unfurl="true"]https://twitter.com/TheWeeklySqueal/status/1533470102515077120[/URL]

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He didn’t hit 100 that day, he has nowhere to be and minus the convention driving he prob fills his tank once every 2-3 months. I live right next to a grocery store and liquor store and when the lockdown first happened I had the same tank of gas for 3 months. Pat barely leaves the house so I’m sure he only fills up a couple times a year.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat always trying to justify him breaking the law. He did the same with masks.

 

[VizioDash]

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A lot of very smart people are starting to talk about Patrick S. Tomlinson from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, being the murderer of Bernell Trammell. Why is it that Patrick tweeted significantly less on the day that Trammell was murdered? Why can't he produce an alibi? Why is he so fat? These are questions we need answers to.

 

[fusciasomething]

What a stupid interaction. My car can go 200 from the factory but I don't think I've ever hit 100 because losing my license would be embarrassing and a big issue. Bragging about driving fast is as stupid as me talking about my dumb car going 200

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Wait so pat lied in court about speeding isnt like him. He always plays "poor innocent me" when he gets in front of and cop or court. He is a coward liar.

 

[guest]

He posted the "I went 100MPH" at 10:08pm on 6/3. I'm not sure if Twitter adjusts for time zone changes or not (I'm on the East coast) but that would be 9 or 10pm on a Friday night. I doubt there was a stretch of empty road around that time. I wonder if that ancient car can even hit 100mph without detonating or leaving parts on the road. Odds are he never went 100, just another Tomlinson Tall Tale to try and make himself look like a bad ass.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Hope he hits a pothole or a deer one of these days while speeding like an asshole.

 

[Meownaw]

He went 60 in a 50 and fancies himself a badass.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I can make my girlfriend's Corolla go 100 mph, but I don't go online like a faggot to brag about it.

Patrick's 42 years old but perpetually stuck acting like he's a 14 year old.

He drinks! He speeds! He fucks!

I'm sorry you're too stupid to understand how alpha he is and you aren't.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I hope he hits the back of a 16' flatbed carrying 32' poison-tipped spears.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

He posted the "I went 100MPH" at 10:08pm on 6/3. I'm not sure if Twitter adjusts for time zone changes or not (I'm on the East coast) but that would be 9 or 10pm on a Friday night. I doubt there was a stretch of empty road around that time. I wonder if that ancient car can even hit 100mph without detonating or leaving parts on the road. Odds are he never went 100, just another Tomlinson Tall Tale to try and make himself look like a bad ass.

100 km which is a very average 70

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I hope when he’s pulled over, he “no, Childs” the wrong trooper and gets lit up like a Christmas tree. And then someone posts the bodycam footage on YouPorn.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I can make my girlfriend's Corolla go 100 mph, but I don't go online like a faggot to brag about it.

Patrick's 42 years old but perpetually stuck acting like he's a 14 year old.

I did it on my old jeep just to see if I could, and because it was driving through Missouri where apparently nobody gives a fuck about the speed limit

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

"Wow, Patrick! Good job! That's right... if you press down on the gas pedal, the car goes faster. You deserve a gold star sticker. No... no no, Patrick. That is a sticker, you aren't supposed to eat it."

 

[Stent]

All the cool millennial kids are talking about 2 decade old cars sold to hairdressers and retired folks. He could double as the motoring writer and political commentator for Teen Vogue.

 

[Sputnik]

Patrick's 42 years old but perpetually stuck acting like he's a 14 year old.

They say alcoholics are developmentally stuck where they were when they started drinking so this makes sense.