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Sadly, none of this is true except for the fact that he is 42, and will be eating dinner later (alone at Hooligan's most likely)
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“Prezzies” says the unemployed failed author and noted fat fun run cheat.
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“Prezzies” ? good lord. You’re 42, Pat. Nobody even close to your old age says “prezzies”
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I bet he had 2 phone calls.
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Car warranty calls included? Or no?
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I hope Jerry Jin called to wish him a happy birthday and remind him about that debt.
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One was me, asking to speak with Niki. I told her to get that asshole ready for the hammer.
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But you forget that Fatrick is not just tough and intelligent, he is sexually avaricious and a cool and fun guy. It's 'cool' to get a useless Lego typewriter for a birthday in your 40s. It's cool to spend it like you do every fucking day... Alone, drunk and angry at the Internet.
And what's cooler than cool? Fatrick S Tomlinson
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Don't they call presents prezzies in Australia or England? I think Patrick is trying to sound worldly, bruv
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Yeah defo here, 
and UK for sure and I'd say Aus/NZ too. He thinks he's cultural but a quick skim of Wikipedia don't make it so. He's trying to sound quirky and fun but coming off as the sad act mong he is.
and UK for sure and I'd say Aus/NZ too. He thinks he's cultural but a quick skim of Wikipedia don't make it so. He's trying to sound quirky and fun but coming off as the sad act mong he is.
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I totally have dozens of friends who wished me happy birthday, child. They live on all seven continents and in every major city on earth, suckling infant. No, I can't tell you who they are, little baby infant child.
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Celebrating birthdays is for women and children. Any man past the age 22 that gets excited for their fucking birthday may as well start tucking.
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Wonder if his kid wished him a happy birthday?
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Just when you think you can't despise his fat, smug, purple bloated face he just digs even deeper. Whether it's being a know it all smug goon or hearing that gay queen voice or him trying to sound cool and interesting they all just add to the reasons you want a bailiff to take his stuff and start the divorce saga...
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He does that a lot. He used bruv the other day and "mate" and said something was "smashing" like "a smashing good time" or something. He's fucking terrible. Fat, too.
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I called "prezzies" in another thread. I think he must have saw and is leaning into da bit.
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Prezzies is the sound of his head being caved in
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Maybe the typewriter will end up as exhibit A when he finally snaps...
Ah for fuck sake... Its the clip of Jimmy Caan bashing Kathy Bates nut in witb the typewriter in Misery...