• Recently, onaforums has taken to opening a substack. You can subscribe to this substack to get email notifications when the site is down, gets a new domain name, or is otherwise running into trouble. We are not accepting donations at this time, so please skip the part where it asks if you would like to contribute. Subscribe at onaforums.substack.com

  • Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it. Please report violators. If you want your account deleted, or have other on-site inquiries, send a private message to @BlackTransLivesMatter or @BlackQueerLivesMatter.

    Do not post IRL pranks here without including the source

    For DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:

    [email protected]

russell brand goes to mass and comes out as a christian

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Greased Beast
Forum Clout
144,360
Have you seen those conversations he had with that kid fucker Jimmy Saville? No doubt in my mind that he's a serial rapist.
I used to post a picture of him naked all the time. He has literally the smallest dick I've ever seen. Fuck. I'm gonna have to find it again.

Russell-Brand-letting-it-all-hang-out.jpg

Look at that little dinger. GG Allin had a better dinger. This faggot could rape you and you wouldn't even realize it.
 

Voscabulary

you're rendering that scaffolding dangerous
Forum Clout
12,084
I used to post a picture of him naked all the time. He has literally the smallest dick I've ever seen. Fuck. I'm gonna have to find it again.

View attachment 221221
Look at that little dinger. GG Allin had a better dinger. This faggot could rape you and you wouldn't even realize it.
and to think he was shagging prime katy perry. life makes no sense
 

Chapel

Dirty Bastard
Forum Clout
12,690
Then why’d he get ordained years ago? Universal Life church ministries used to mention him and a few other celebrities as being members of their church. He’s like all these other right wing conservative arseholes, a grifter. Can’t get on TV and he’ll have rape cases to fight so he’ll need the money. Talentless bastard
 

NoBacon

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Forum Clout
130,536
I was never a fan. he's admittedly well spoken, but I can't help but feel he's a deeply disingenuous person. he feels like an opportunist

I don’t need to like the person to like the content.

When Morrisey had a bad throat and left the stage, he jumped up and started singing acapela and was attacked by missiles thrown by an angry crowd, and he was upset by them. Then when he’s telling Morrisey about it, Morrisey plays his ego like a fiddle and makes him sing again.

I find it hilarious, and all the horribly cruel stuff - stealing those big donation coin ramp things from McDonald’s and forcing a homeless man to accept it as a gift “I don’t fucking want that mate I’ll get nicked” and demanding he takes it “you can roll yourself down the spiral centre and collect the treasure within” - renting a canal boat under false pretences and then getting drunk, flying a pirate flag and trashing it horrifying the old people down the canal.

I love it. It’s heinous behaviour but it’s funny.
 
Top