Rocket talk

[guest]

[URL unfurl="true"]https://castbox.fm/episode/Rocket-Talk-Episode-68%3A-Patrick-S.-Tomlinson-id39491-id2930791[/URL]

Has anyone ever listened to this hunk of shit?

 

[guest]

Whoa good find. I was searching for pat podcasts pretty thoroughly recently and never saw this one. Hope theres some bullshit in here.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Considering he's a fat faggot and doesn't actually know anything about anything, I doubt it'd be very informative and I'll skip it. But I bet he makes a dickhead of himself several times and it I worth combing through for those extra embarrassing moments. I wonder if he tells the pepperoni story out of the blue since he tells it any chance he gets. "Speaking of rockets, one of my cyberstlakers I've mentioned is a Jewish wrestler named Rocket Rosenthal..."

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Jenna]

the dearth of humor

 

[SFWA liaison]

I've listened it at some point and my conclusion at the time was the he's fat .

4m40s he calls himself a "legitimate stand up comedian"

scoffs at authors chasing trends... which pretty sure he's openly doing with Tiny Tim IIRC

at some point he claims his "nerd standup" group performed in front of crowds of 300 people LOL go see his videos of it, he'd be lucky to hit 120

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I heard the follow up episode was on the holocaust. Because that was about as real as Fatrick was a comedian.

 

[guest]

Whoa good find. I was searching for pat podcasts pretty thoroughly recently and never saw this one. Hope theres some bullshit in here.

Was it? Was it a good find? THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU RIB THE POST YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT!!

 

[guest]

sorry, my autism flared up


1:20 city planner Pat remarks that downtown MKE is going through a “reviTalization” because he saw cranes and some construction

2:08 says that the midwest is “eclectic” (lol) and culturally diverse (?) in regards to writing scene

3:20 Pat passive aggressively insults host, “you’re well read, but not as [well read as me]”

4:35 Pat says he is a Sci Fi writer and a “legitimate standup comedian”

6:20 “Our movemenT of nerds and geeks has been trying so hard to be taken seriously”… Talks about how he “runs” Cuthulu’s comedy collective, a nerdy standup comedy showcase. really strokes his ego

8:30 “ I just re wrote my very first novel… hitchhikers guide trilogy inspired me to be an author…..”

9:15 “I sent the first three chapters [of gatecrashers] to some friends as a goof and they said it was really good, then i created a whole universe”

11:30 sums up “the ark” in the most wordy, boring, clunkiest way possible

—bullshit filler—

15:00 pat defends himself against host’s passive aggressive insinuation that he was stealing other people’s writing ideas about generation ships LMAO.

17:00 pat attempts to riff on post apocalyptic storylines, very autistic

19:20 pat talks about how his beta readers and REAL reviewers for the ark cant decide if his book is utopian or dystopian. class systems and universal healthcare makes it hard to decide. WHO CARES.


RICKS MOST RETARDED MOMENT

20:40 “[the villain of the ark] is nihilistic, but he’s nihilistic because he thinks his ends are still accomplishing good, just not for the people on board the ship, he sees them as inherently bad.” ??????????

23:50 “Sometimes in real life, I dont examine everyone’s motivations, i just decide I don’t like somebody, maybe that’s irresponsible of me, but it’s true” HA yer kiddin no way


24:05 “[my book] is tied in with a lot of things we are facing [as a society] right now like the security state, income inequality, limited resources, unsustainable food production”


25:45 “my twitter handle is stealthy geek, because I love american football, not the footsies football they play in europe, ride motorcycles, drive a muscle car, I do things in other circles that are seen as traditionally masculine, I work out a lot, but I have a lord of the rings tattoo; im a nerd too”

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH


28:05: “thats the end of the conversation…I hang out at sports bars, im gonna be watching the packers at my favorite place on sunday"

29:25 “I wore my aaron rodgers jersey and superbowl 45 hat to a convention and had people ask me, “are you lost”.. NO! im LITERALLY one of the presenTers”

30:25: evolutionary biologist Pat talks about how his characters are like “super heroes”. Worried about diabetes and inbreeding on the mothership. Needs 10,000 aaron rodgers clones

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tldr- pat tries to come off as an authority figure on everything, lots of fake forced laughs as pat doesnt understand social cues, no riffing despite being a “legitimate comedian”, just pat larping as a successful author and jack of trades. the host could be a bigger (not fatter) faggot than rick, stupid psuedointellect, the I fucking LOVE science type. pretty god damned boring listen.[/SIZE]

 

[guest]

Whoa good find. I was searching for pat podcasts pretty thoroughly recently and never saw this one. Hope theres some bullshit in here.

thanks for the stream of consciousness.
I was wondering what your thoughts were on OP's post before listening to what he posted.

edit: whiskey makes me mean no hard feelings fella

 

[guest]

Reminder - he got Fs in high school physics. F is for Fail. F is for Fat.

 

[Stent]

Reminder - he got Fs in high school physics. F is for Fail. F is for Fat.

It was the school's fault, child. They had several years to accommodate Pat's needs and they failed to provide for Mama Raven's little genius. Otherwise he would have been an A-grade student. His brother achieved good grades through pure luck.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

25:45 “my twitter handle is stealthy geek, because I love american football, not the footsies football they play in europe, ride motorcycles, drive a muscle car, I do things in other circles that are seen as traditionally masculine, I work out a lot, but I have a lord of the rings tattoo; im a nerd too”

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH


28:05: “thats the end of the conversation…I hang out at sports bars, im gonna be watching the packers at my favorite place on sunday"

29:25 “I wore my aaron rodgers jersey and superbowl 45 hat to a convention and had people ask me, “are you lost”.. NO! im LITERALLY one of the presenTers”

30:25: evolutionary biologist Pat talks about how his characters are like “super heroes”. Worried about diabetes and inbreeding on the mothership. Needs 10,000 aaron rodgers clones

It's fucking hilarious to think how hard he was pushing Stealthy Geek as a character. "I chop trees down on the weekends then ride a motorcycle over a cliff and paraglide into the city, right through the window of my gym. Finish off a three hour deadlift session with a couple of rounds of the Murph Challenge then completely restore a car by hand before rolling into a Star Trek convention with a couple of babes on each arm and two bottles of a whiskey and 3 cigars going at the same time. Yeah, I'm kind of a stealthy geek, you might say."

 

[Podcasting 101]

He's unlistenable unless he talks about being fucked with

 

[CruisinColin]

It's fucking hilarious to think how hard he was pushing Stealthy Geek as a character. "I chop trees down on the weekends then ride a motorcycle over a cliff and paraglide into the city, right through the window of my gym. Finish off a three hour deadlift session with a couple of rounds of the Murph Challenge then completely restore a car by hand before rolling into a Star Trek convention with a couple of babes on each arm and two bottles of a whiskey and 3 cigars going at the same time. Yeah, I'm kind of a stealthy geek, you might say."

Unapoligetticaly masculine.

 

[CruisinColin]

6:20 “Our movemenT of nerds and geeks has been trying so hard to be taken seriously”… Talks about how he “runs” Cuthulu’s comedy collective, a nerdy standup comedy showcase. really strokes his ego

That's because you keep branding yourselves as "nerds and geeks", you stupid fucking asshole. If you make something good then people will take it seriously. If your thesis is "this is comedy for all the REAL nerds out there" then you're limiting yourself right from the start. How many people want to go to a show where every topic is the same "geek" bullshit and will be every single time you put one on.

 

[Brooke Shields]

20:40 “[the villain of the ark] is nihilistic, but he’s nihilistic because he thinks his ends are still accomplishing good, just not for the people on board the ship, he sees them as inherently bad.” ??????????

so the opposite of nihilism...

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I’m not going to listen to one second of it but judging by the notes from Mr. Mehoff, it sounds like it was yet another opportunity for Patrick S Tomlinson to misrepresent himself.

As such, I have taken it upon myself to correct the record using facts and logic.

FACT: He “graduated” with a 1.7 GPA, 1.2 adjusted
FACT: His pregnant wife left him for a better man (RIP) and he abandoned his daughter
FACT: He’s been with 2 women in his life; his current wife smells like piss.
FACT: He sued 60 anonymous people and failed and now owes a troll $30,000+
FACT: He gave 5 hours of interviews and a folder full of “evidence” to a troll without googling their name.
FACT: He put his fence up incorrectly and got hit with a bunch of fines for being so stupid.
FACT: His car Susan is a V4 Salvage title that is parked in an alley all year round
FACT: He had a 1:30AM meltdown and his entire neighborhood and the internet knows about it.

Tl;dr - nice podcast, stupid.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I've listened it at some point and my conclusion at the time was the he's fat .

4m40s he calls himself a "legitimate stand up comedian"

scoffs at authors chasing trends... which pretty sure he's openly doing with Tiny Tim IIRC

at some point he claims his "nerd standup" group performed in front of crowds of 300 people LOL go see his videos of it, he'd be lucky to hit 120

Wait so is it before this place found him? So we might have an insight into sex Pat?

 

[guest]

I've listened it at some point and my conclusion at the time was the he's fat .

4m40s he calls himself a "legitimate stand up comedian"

scoffs at authors chasing trends... which pretty sure he's openly doing with Tiny Tim IIRC

at some point he claims his "nerd standup" group performed in front of crowds of 300 people LOL go see his videos of it, he'd be lucky to hit 120

Imagine bragging about performing for 300 people. Their are high school kids who play to double that in their talent shows

Edit: nice there stupid