"Right of passage" - Professional Author who definitely is not fat

[Riccardo Bosi]

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1437582668842033157

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Susan (I think) with her blown head gasket, full of cat hair and piss, barely manages 40HP while dragging some fat fuck down the 4 blocks to hooligans.

 

[Will Tate]

"I grew up...."

If you had history would have gone so very differently.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Nice rite of passage, idiot.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

I have same year F-250 that has same horsepower which is pretty much dogshit

 

[A House Nigger]

Cars can be a rite of passage no matter what the population is you fat faggot

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Nice rite of passage, idiot.

Professional author, ladies and gentlemen.

 

[guest]

He thinks he's fucking John Cougar Mellencamp.

A little ditty about Pat and Adrienne...
Pat, he's gonna be a scifi star.
Ade's debutante backseat of Jon Snyder's car

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

He thinks he's fucking Mellencamp.

My piss yellow teeth are noT dry, stlaker. And I have never been Apruhl Fulled.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Holy shit, pretty much every teenager in America could relate to getting their drivers license. This is nothing special to his hick home town. It’s insane how he doesn’t realize the entire country is just like him in certain ways. It may be different on age from states but it’s pretty universal. It’s amazing how he doesn’t realize he’s not some unique person while growing up.

 

[Meownaw]

Who the fuck is MMSnodgrass. More like MMHogFatass

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Does this fat idiot ever manage to not fuck up an idiom? What a fucking mongoloid.

 

[Patrick S Tomlinson]

You have a right of passage right into the booty house 25 to life, baby child.

sssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[FLUUUID]

Patrick was too fat to fit through the passage, they had to butter up his sides

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat thinks because he bought a mustang and used to be on a car forum and can change his oil or brake pads that he knows all about cars. He is just another insecure car owner that buys a car to help his image.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

The only right of passage he’s experienced was pledging the SFWA, which was a weeklong hell week of no sleep, binge drinking and child rape

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

The only right of passage he’s experienced was pledging the SFWA, which was a weeklong hell week of no sleep, binge drinking and child rape

and picking up marshmallows with his ass cheeks.

 

[Guyincognito]

Tubs needs hundreds of horsepower to haul his girth around. Also, i like how he’s using hundreds as a technicality here. His car probably makes around 200hp, which is technically multiple hundreds, but not in the spirit of the saying. TLDR: he’s fat and a liar

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Tubs needs hundreds of horsepower to haul his girth around. Also, i like how he’s using hundreds as a technicality here. His car probably makes around 200hp, which is technically multiple hundreds, but not in the spirit of the saying. TLDR: he’s fat and a liar

He really is the type of motherfucker to say he hasnt done something in yearrrrs, when he did it exactly 2 years ago

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Don’t forget: Pat-Rick is the last 41 year old man in America who loves cars. You literally can’t find another.