Rick's new book looks like it involves animal fucking

[Clint Ruin]

This nonsense is something for his Scrooge Part 2 crap he is writing, some gibberish about people fucking animals or something.

And what is this dumb shit:

Since when can cats only eat meat? Walk down the cat food aisle, Rick, see how many cans contain rice or pumpkin. Feed your cat something besides dick once in a while.

In case you guys wanted to finish reading this drunken nonsense:

 

[Guinness525]

I think I know someone who blended with whales. But not the wise, patient kind.

The fuck is he doing?

 

[Clint Ruin]

I think I know someone who blended with whales. But not the wise, patient kind.

The fuck is he doing?

It's a four page tweet threat, and it reads like he had a stroke. It's complete nonsensical weird shit.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

That looks like a really shitty WiP

 

[PogromStallone]

What does WiP mean?

 

[captain_kamala]

What does WiP mean?

work in progress

 

[Will Tate]

Because as we all know, real writers talk about their works in progress on Twitter instead of, you know, working on them. Rotund simpleton.

 

[RobertMewler]

I think I know someone who blended with whales. But not the wise, patient kind.

The fuck is he doing?

Well, Schill is part Beluga so he may be onto something here.

 

[guest]

Jesus Christ. He's already mentioned multiple times that he has a thing for girls dressed up as cats or some shit. Now he's basically made a cat female. He's devolving into furry fantasy fiction. I'm sure the hero of this story, a ripped Chad Alpha named Matt Domlinson (accent on the DOM, child) will get to fuck this feminine feline.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

I thought this was going to be about Pat stealing that Gilbert Gottfried joke.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Cat people describing their pets as gods of death made flesh makes me hate every cat I see.

Yeah they can knock shit off a shelf and they eat all the birdies, but I could still punt one across the yard if I wanted to.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

What does WiP mean?

Wallows in Puddles.

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

He’s catering to cat meme faggots/Karens. What a total vacuum of creativity. He is a colossal failure at life. This is less creative than his Space Arby’s dreck. Awful.

 

[Mikekeke]

I love when a story tells me how dangerous a character is instead of showing me. I love exposition and info dumps. I loved in the Dark Knight when Joker has a henchman go into the meeting before him to be his hypeman instead of going in and killing a dude with a pencil to make everybody listen to him.

 

[Mikekeke]

He’s catering to cat meme faggots/Karens. What a total vacuum of creativity. He is a colossal failure at life. This is less creative than his Space Arby’s dreck. Awful.

He writes with a movie deal in mind. He imagines his characters doing some heroic badass shit before an abrupt cut where they're standing in line waiting to order their Space Slop at the Space Slop Emporium. It's standard Marvel bathos that stupid Joss Whedon popularized.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Cats do generally eat meat. They’re what’s called obligate carnivores, so while they technically can eat vegetables they mostly shouldn’t.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

When is this dummy gonna figure out there's a reason for the word limit on this dying platform?

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Pat is going furry

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Pat is going furry

Yes, furry fat.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Cats do generally eat meat. They’re what’s called obligate carnivores, so while they technically can eat vegetables they mostly shouldn’t.

I appreciate the lesson, but I'm more just interested in fucking with Pat.