Rick's got competition in the pepperoni business

[guest]

There's no way this can be real.

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They really are grinding people into salami. Rick better up his game.

 

[guest]

disgusting...imagine a hotdog made out of John Goodman's stem cells.

 

[Sputnik]

Id like some pat meat, id imagine the marbling is incredible.

 

[guest]

Id like some pat meat, id imagine the marbling is incredible.

Probably not much marbling. A Rick steak is probably twice as fatty as a ribeye. Not a lot of red meat on Ricky.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I want to eat Christina Ricci's hams.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Cells isolated from danzas mule

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Not true, child. These people don’t suffer. It’s the pain that makes niggeroni so delectable, little one.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Pat might be interested so I signed him up

 

[Snake]

I'll take a Jessica Biel pork sirloin.

 

[guest]

I'll take a Jessica Biel pork sirloin.

rump roast

 

[Meownaw]

Not true, child. These people don’t suffer. It’s the pain that makes niggeroni so delectable, little one.

"He said he likes the taste of their suffering on his pizza"

 

[Snake]

"He said he likes the taste of their suffering on his pizza"

Someone please post that clip. Those ribs took a good 20 minutes to eat the first time.

 

[Meownaw]

Someone please post that clip. Those ribs took a good 20 minutes to eat the first time.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Snake]

I love how the audio pops at DESIRED.

There's a @SpaceEdge voicemail with a text to speech female voice talking about "grinding up the corpses of nigger children" I was relistening to for weeks. I wish I saved it.