Rick's ego nears critical mass upon hitting 49k

[Clint Ruin]

 

[guest]

He all knows about ‘better mouth feel’. Fucking cock sucker!

 

[Mitch Weaver]

What a fruit. Fat too

 

[guest]

‘Birb’, professional writer, gang!

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

$40k in debt and he's smug about follower count on Twitter. The guy is unreal.

 

[Meownaw]

‘Birb’, professional writer, gang!

No he is being reddit cute aka he should heckin kill himself

 

[guest]

No he is being reddit cute aka he should heckin kill himself

That’s even worse, if it’s a typo i could forgive him, if he’s doing it on purpose he should be fucking shot. He’s in his mid 40’s.

 

[BudDickman]

His penlight has a better mouth feel.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

The Pat Man is riding high off his Reddit and TwiTTer success. He'll be back childing in a minute tho.

 

[The Greaseman]

Can't pay Quasi with followers.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

HOLY SHIT WHAT A HUGE FAG

 

[💩💩💩💩]

he needs his follower count to exceed his debt to not feel embarrassed

 

[Stent]

His tweet that someone posted on reddit got tens of thousands of updootsies but he barely got a hundred followers to push him over the 49k mark.

Keep measuring your life by worthless metrics, fatso.

 

[guest]

So fat.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I blame Mewler for giving up on her reports

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

I collected baseball cards when I was around 7 -10 years old . I'd put all the players from my favorite team in one display album, and then all the players who I liked from other teams in another. I put the rest of the cards in an old shoe box. This little shit kid at my school would never shut up about how he had more baseball cards than anyone else. When I'd explained to him that my system of collecting quality over quantity was the superior system, he looked confused, then angry. Nuh-uh, he'd sneer, I have more baseball cards than you.
I bring this about because I hate Pat. He's fat and ugly.

 

[Bigsmooth]

Kill yourself

 

[TomFromNawlins]

What’s the breakdown of his followers. I’m assuming majority bots, but what makes up the rest? Cat ladies, troons, pedos, rascals, trolls, and Pat alts?

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

How many of his retarded followers have him muted?

 

[SFWA liaison]

10 years of not being involved in his daughter's upbringing