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So he either got up really early, or was tweeting until 5am. You decide.
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You can set your watch to his twitter quiet to back being a cuntSo he either got up really early, or was tweeting until 5am. You decide.
He's still shitfaced.We've already determined he gets so shitfaced every night he passes out on his couch. He wakes up due to sleep apnea (i.e. stops breathing) sometime between 3-5am and first thing he does is check Twitter.
This is his life.
Very reportableHe's still shitfaced.
Is he so fucked up in the head after losing lolsuit it takes him a day to come up with a response?
It's way too easy for losers who have never done anything with their lives to act like sofa emperors with other people's careers. Shit enrages me but the nice thing is that he has and will never have any power over anyone's lifeHe's still shitfaced.
Isn't that a goat?
I'll milk anything, child.Isn't that a goat?
He's still in denial that he has to pay Quasi 23 boxes of ziti. I can't fucking wait for his epic sperg out when the money collectors come. And they will come.It's way too easy for losers who have never done anything with their lives to act like sofa emperors with other people's careers. Shit enrages me but the nice thing is that he has and will never have any power over anyone's life
I don't even check my work email until 9am, much less fucking social mediaNot sure what’s more sad - staying up angrily tweeting trolls with no end in sight, or doing the same thing immediately after you wake up in the morning. Even browsing this place first thing in the morning screws with my mood for the rest of the day, imagine going on a full-out war with trolls for an hour or more. I try to avoid looking here until at least 9 after I’ve gotten settled in at work.
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