Rick waddled around Costa Rica in a Brewers hat and t-shirt

[HotDogJoe]

I can just imagine the fat rube inflicting his broken Spanish on the locals and thinking he blends in seamlessly while looking like a walking advertisement for the Brewers team store.

Fucking idiot.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He’s a 41 year old man that dresses like a dopey teenager. I don’t think he even owns a polo shirt or even more than one dress shirt at his age. His shirts are all the convince everyone he has a personality when it’s all fake. He doesn’t know shit about sports and only goes to eat and drink beer. He think wearing brewers stuff all the time will make people think he’s a cool regular guy but that goes away the second he opens his mouth and starts to pontificate about sand.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Probably charging local squat monsters to fuck his neck folds.

 

[guest]

I'd love to see Pat in a batting cage. Bet he sucks ass at baseball. Being fat and never having played a sport and all.

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

I wore a Kansas City Royals hat to CR on my first visit there and a local, who was def trying to scam me somehow, stops me outside the airport and goes “Kentucky? Great city man” and I thought well, that’s better than I expected from a random Tico.

I just wanted to share that fascinating tidbit.

 

[guest]

As someone who showers every morning and evening and is kind of ocd about personal hygiene, the state of Fat and Drinky really offends me. They both look like they smell. They're a pair of greasy looking cunts. That's my first impression whenever I see pictures of them. Unclean.

 

[guest]

As someone who showers every morning and evening and is kind of ocd about personal hygiene, the state of Fat and Drinky really offends me. They both look like they smell. They're a pair of greasy looking cunts. That's my first impression whenever I see pictures of them. Unclean.

Imagine the smell of Nikki's acidy beer shits.

 

[guest]

Two fat grown children with a serious drinking problem

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Captain America t-shirt and Brewers t-shirt. All we need is him in a Star Wars shirt and that's consumer graphic t-shirt bingo!

 

[UnwarrantedArrogance2]

He’s a 41 year old man that dresses like a dopey teenager. I don’t think he even owns a polo shirt or even more than one dress shirt at his age. His shirts are all the convince everyone he has a personality when it’s all fake. He doesn’t know shit about sports and only goes to eat and drink beer. He think wearing brewers stuff all the time will make people think he’s a cool regular guy but that goes away the second he opens his mouth and starts to pontificate about sand.

Yeah that’s one of the perks of being self-employed. You don’t have to dress like a douchebag in a suit and business clothes while you work your cubical misery. He escaped all that and you’re clearly jealous.

 

[guest]

Captain America t-shirt and Brewers t-shirt. All we need is him in a Star Wars shirt and that's consumer graphic t-shirt bingo!

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

As someone who showers every morning and evening

Slow down, Lord Crumpet-Tongs

 

[Username]

In defense of Pat,there was a time I loved wearing t-shirts related to my favorite movies and tv shows. I also loved wearing my favorite team’s jersey as casual wear.

To be fair I was 10 and a faggot but I saw sense and got straight by about 11. I can’t see Pat every having that moment of clarity though. Even as a faggy kid I was never gay enough to wear a hat backwards,at least I can say that.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I still laugh how he whined in Josiah Interview 1 about someone calling to tell him to brush those piss yellow teeth.