Rick is such a paranoid freak, he's hiding and blocking regular Twitter users

[Clint Ruin]

Year old account that is active and two seconds on their timeline shows they clearly are not someone from here. Us saying you stole from Carlin struck a nerve, didn't it

 

[bovinebrain]

This man's brain is officially broken.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

"Who are you?"

He's exactly like you, Rick. He's an unverified twitter user.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Saying you’re nothing to Rick may be the worst response possible with him. Instead being a human and going “Oh, I thought you were one of the guys fucking with me, my bad.” Rick has to get his super hero bad ass line out, right before he ends the villains life (in his eyes).

 

[guest]

Pure delusions of grandeur

 

[FurBurger]

Pat blocking and reporting randos (and hopefully trying to set a mob on them) is a solid bit.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Do you have to be a comedian, journalist, or writer (all things pat has pretended to be) to be a "somebody"?

Insights like this into his diseased brain probably aren't good for us.

 

[Brooke Shields]

There should be a limit to how many people you're allowed to "block" on twitter

ya know, the smelling shit and never realizing it's on your shoe allegory

 

[Will Tate]

So now anyone who pushes back at him on Twitter will be be a criminal Naxi cyberatalker who's under civil AND criminal investigation. Yeah, this is a life that results from a mentally-well individual.

 

[guest]

He thinks real life is twitter lol.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Rick went for the triple dip

 

[guest]

Rick went for the triple dip

In heat? Wtf is wrong with pat.