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Have you guys ever heard of those singles events where everybody brings a worn tee shirt in a bag, and then they pair people up based on how they respond to the smell of an anonymous shirt? The idea is ... I dunno, pheromones or something.

I like to imagine Fatso and Thikki meeting at one of these... Thikki huffing into a bag with a stretched-out medium Star Wars tee shirt, thinking "Mmm... meatloaf and farts. He'll do."
 
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Have you guys ever heard of those singles events where everybody brings a worn tee shirt in a bag, and then they pair people up based on how they respond to the smell of an anonymous shirt? The idea is ... I dunno, pheromones or something.

I like to imagine Fatso and Thikki meeting at one of these... Thikki huffing into a bag with a stretched-out medium Star Wars tee shirt, thinking "Mmm... meatloaf and farts. He'll do."
That sounds like a trailer park version of Eyes Wide Shut
 
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