Rick finally cracked the code

[Clint Ruin]

Rick, you've spent a decade on Twitter. It shouldn't have taken that long to figure out that shit goes viral because it fucking stupid, not because it's smart.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

4 million? Really? That’s so impressive!

What happened to the fence?

 

[Raymond]

He's bragging. Pathetic.

 

[Clint Ruin]

He's bragging. Pathetic.

If you told Rick "four million people saw your tiny little baby dick and are laughing at you", his takeaway would be "four million people saw me"

 

[guest]

Holy shit he's been babbling about his viral tweet for 24 hours. I've never hated anything so much. He's worse than a spoiled 6 year old.

What exactly has this all accomplished for you, Patrick?

 

[Sputnik]

something you stole about Trains tubs, thats the thing you need to clarify.

 

[BudDickman]

This is just a humble brag about how he posts tweets that are even better than the ones that get millions upon millions of views. He's posted this exact shit before.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

“More people have read my train tweet, than the trains carried to the interment camps. Think about that.” Patrick S Tomlinson.

 

[Brooke Shields]

The tweets you put a lot of care and thought into crafting, that you also start off with an ambiguous (1/)....

 

[TomFromNawlins]

crafting

He’s no Opester, so he shouldn’t even try.

 

[guest]

I'll never stop hating this fat cunt.

 

[guest]

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Rick, you've spent a decade on Twitter. It shouldn't have taken that long to figure out that shit goes viral because it fucking stupid, not because it's smart.

Go see your daughter, you gross weirdo.

 

[stealthygeek]

This is already his third tweet on how that other special boy tweet is putting up numbahs. Why is this his life?

 

[Clint Ruin]

This is already his third tweet on how that other special boy tweet is putting up numbahs. Why is this his life?

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You know, most progressive allies, upon going viral, will use the visabilty to promote a cause or a specific activist group. Not this liberal champion, though, he'll just pat his own back publicly for two days.

 

[BillKlacks]

"Thought and care into crafting". I hate him so fucking much.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Exhausting? Piggy’s whole life is tweeting in hopes people see his nonsense. He’s 42 and he brags about how popular his tweets are. Lunatic!

 

[SFWA liaison]

aaand still sold 0 books from it

 

[Cuphead]

Shut up and get a job fat ass. Imagine being in your forty's and the only thing you ever accomplished in life was having some dumb tweet go viral

 

[guest]

But Niki, if I get a job, the world will be deprived of my transcendant mind and the walls of fascism will close in. Society is best served when I am offering my opinion on current events

He has unironically said something to this effect at least once, and likely several times

 

[guest]

He reminds me of a redditor who has a popular comment and has to post edits like it’s an award ceremony.