Rick begs John for attention again

[Clint Ruin]

Please love me, daddy. I need you so badly.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Bonus lie, just because

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

For an avowed Atheist Rick sure does seem to have a crush on this heretic shyster false prophet.

 

[MonsterSteve]

IN SPACE!

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

I like movies featuring french ebony lesbian twins, child.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

he's trying to butter him up so he'll signal boost him

 

[Clint Ruin]

he's trying to butter him

That worries me, when a hungry-eyed Rick goes in the direction of someone with tub of butter

 

[Stent]

"When it's on" is such a fucking old fashioned idea. Did they have a good Al Jolson talkie on at the cinema? Did you hop a trolley to get there and grab a seat next to some errant children you could take into a back alley before the fuzz catches you with your knickerbockers down?

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

This is great, the last time the pig teamed up with someone we got Apostlegate, can't wait to see what this retarded alliance is capable of.

 

[Clint Ruin]

This is great, the last time the pig teamed up with someone we got Apostlegate, can't wait to see what this retarded alliance is capable of.

I want a crossover. Call me "Inhumane Baby Incel Child'.

 

[Meownaw]

He even has better taste in movies than Rick. I'm sorry Tomlinson but you are just old hat now.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

"When it's on" is such a fucking old fashioned idea. Did they have a good Al Jolson talkie on at the cinema? Did you hop a trolley to get there and grab a seat next to some errant children you could take into a back alley before the fuzz catches you with your knickerbockers down?

All the writers at Teen Vogue like to take their best gal out for egg creams after the movie then head home to listen to some tunes on the Victrola.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

All the writers at Teen Vogue like to take their best gal out for egg creams after the movie then head home to listen to some tunes on the Victrola.

Particularly that lovely song by that kid Al Jolson, “Carolina In The Morning”

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

All the writers at Teen Vogue like to take their best gal out for egg creams after the movie then head home to listen to some tunes on the Victrola.

"Hey kids, want to watch some TikToks on the Nickelodeon?"

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Bonus lie, just because

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"I don't tolerate bullshit", says the guy who claims that the dictionary doesn't define words.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

All the writers at Teen Vogue like to take their best gal out for egg creams after the movie then head home to listen to some tunes on the Victrola.

Sounds keen, but I prefer a nice malt.

I want a crossover. Call me "Inhumane Baby Incel Child'.

They will perform a fusion to become Perfect (In)Cell

 

[FatPatsBaps]

He's not giving you his number.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

He's not giving you his number.

“Ricky don’t you lose that numberrr”

 

[potatopeeler63]

“Ricky don’t you lose that numberrr”

RICK STOP POINTING THAT GUN AT MY DADDY!

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

RIcky Just Lose my number
You can't impress nobody elllllllse
You should just go off,
and kill yourseeeeelf