Ricardo turns down lucrative job offer

[VoodooChild]

R/ricksassislucy

 

[HotDogJoe]

"You have been instructed many hundreds of times" *has no idea who he's talking to*

This fucker's brain really is mush isn't it.

 

[Mike Glyer]

His broken brain thinks copy and pasting that boilerplate shit every once and awhile makes it officially illegal to text him even though he engages back and forth. The mental gymnastics are the only gymnastics he could ever hope to perform. He is fat.

Or he just plans to delete all of his other replies and the judge will just see his copy and paste efforts and the defendant won't present their own evidence and Piggly Wiggly Special Boy Pat wins the case as the court cheers.

 

[guest]

300k words just for the Rickster

 

[guest]

He genuinely thinks that if the FBI was investigating one (fake) bomb threat, that would mean that they were hunting down every stlaker who was texting him too. Like they would go “this guy has 0 involvement with the bomb threat, but he’s texting Patrick after Patrick specifically told him not to. Let’s get this fucker.”

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Still the funniest when he popped a 1.2 chubby when Josiah said 8,500 words.

 

[NoBacon]

I sent in an opinion piece letter for the NY Times online, I am a published NY Times journalist

 

[VoodooChild]

 

[Hudson]

So Pat claims he has no recollection of the four hours of interviews he did with Josiah?

Damn... it's probably too late but he really should put away the alcohol. Wet brain has officially set in to the portly boozehound.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

300k words just for the Rickster

Not enough to chronicle the entire Pattening. 300K only really gets you to like The Lappening

 

[guest]

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He thinks that if he doesn't reply with the copy paste after you tell him to if he's dumb then you win. I can't really explain why because it doesn't make any sense but I'm pretty sure that that's how what passes for this retard's brain works. No one tells Mama Raven's special boy what to do. He'd rather look like a fool than follow anyone else's instructions. It explains everything; 1.2, the years of unemployment, the loss after loss in court. He's fat.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Never been made a fool of, lil baby girl. Never looked like a big fat retard in public

 

[guest]

I like that he always replies saying a cunty thing and then when he's stumped he does his rick copy pasta.

 

[HotDogJoe]

I like that he always replies saying a cunty thing and then when he's stumped he does his rick copy pasta.

So incredibly predictable as always. It's all so tiresome and obese.

 

[SFWA liaison]

nigga fell for huffpost.info but when shown a .gov site that proves his facebook pal is a pedophile he claims it's a "spam link" and won't click it

pretty funny that trannies that have been lolcows for 2 months get more media attention about their "harassment" via mean tweets than 4-year strong Fatrick because he's even MORE unlikeable than literal circus freaks

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

Ricky Retardo

 

[PeteRose]

"You have been instructed many hundreds of times" *has no idea who he's talking to*

This fucker's brain really is mush isn't it.

we're all one bad supervillian child.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

So Pat claims he has no recollection of the four hours of interviews he did with Josiah?

Damn... it's probably too late but he really should put away the alcohol. Wet brain has officially set in to the portly boozehound.

Patrick 'Orbani' Tomlinson.

 

[Stent]

Felony employment demands.

 

[Jenna]

"Remember when I tricked you into blabbing to a fake journalist?"
"I remember you lied"

Technicality Tomlinson collecting his latest win. It does not maTTer that I gave my life savings to a catfish, what maTTers is that they lied to me.