Rib theft?

[HR@PaneraBread]

Unless this is a glitch in the ol' system, @CuntFucker has a reaction score of around 80,000 from about 2,000 posts whilst @Stent has around 1000 from posting 10,000 times. For the 1.2s out there, one in every ten Stent posts gets 1 rib whilst each post of CF's get's 40.

Now we know how fond you all are of that fat youtuber's asshole but something's not quite right here. We may have a 60,000 rib fugitive on our hands.

 

[guest]

#1 poster...

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

#1 poster...

We can't argue, it's there in black and white with his name spelled correctly

These are some Barry Bonds numbers

 

[Meownaw]

Linger longer

 

[aRTie02150]

 

[bantadant]

Proof that cunt fucker is admin

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Reminder: I made this happen

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Digitally-altered voice: There's some sort of coverup, but to what purpose? Why would one user's rib count diminish and another's increase seemingly overnight? Were those ribs always there? Is this a case of coercion, bribery, sexual intimidation? Please make sure you completely obscure my face, there are powerful people out there and I don't need that kind of heat.
Interviewer: Of course, of course. Now, please go on.
Voice: I can't prove this, but I think there's a hotbed of Australian organized crime on this forum. Everyone knows who they are, and they operate right in the open. I've seen entire neighborhoods decimated by sick donuts, elevens up and down the street, gas wars, drop bear infestations. Really sick stuff. Frankly, I'm scared to turn down a snag even on a full stomach.
Interviewer: What you're saying makes no sense, what do ribs have to do with Australians?
Voice: Are you retarded? FACKEN SNAGS M8! I think CF might be a rib mule, and Stent is either a middleman or he runs an illegal rib farm somewhere. I don't know any of this for sure but that's what I think's going on. You're sure when I go into hiding my identity will be protected?
Interviewer: Yes, we have taken every precaution. Your name and face are totally blurred out. Trust me, nobody will ever find out.

 

[Stent]

I gave my ribs so that CuntFucker might be a Top 5 Rib Poster.

I'm the forum Jesus.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I'd like to report a ribbery

 

[LingerLonger]

We may have a 60,000 rib fugitive on our hands.

I'd like to remind everyone to eat healthy....at Pita Pit.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

I'd like to remind everyone to eat healthy....at Pita Pit.

Fuck you

Edit - OK that was mean, those folks are fine in our book

Edit 2 - X2 sorry to you for nobody in this office getting the 60K reference to now, you can have some retroactive ribs along with our sincerest of apologies

 

[guest]

Proof that cunt fucker is admin

Well they are both dirty pakis

 

[Milk74]

I gave my ribs so that CuntFucker might be a Top 5 Rib Poster.

I'm the forum Jesus.

Nah, ya'll are both paki brits, so ya'll probably the same guy. Them ribs was simply transferred to your alt. Case closed

 

[DMAN]

Fawk. I KNEW IT! We can't do The Fuchitive tuhday. I can't do this again. NO! Not The Fuchitivie AGAIN! I'm tapping out!