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Not a measured response to monkey pics.
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The disproportionately hostile replies to innocuous texts are the fucking best. It's almost impossible to comprehend that he's never been slightly amused by any of these exchanges. If someone randomly messaged me in character as a howler monkey I'd be chuckling about it all week.
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I always think back to this one and how some reddit guy accidentally sent it to the wrong number at first lol. I laugh if some old clueless granny got this, or a paranoid skitzo.
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Life, over texts, he didn't even accuse the reddit guy of the swat stuff, it's life for texts which makes me die when I see the car warranty text responses.
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I will give Rick 5k in crypto if he doesn't respond to any of these for 2 weeks as an experiment. I don't want to be part of any swatting though so he'll have to sign a contract saying he won't use it for that again
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LOL holy fuck I hadnt seen this one.
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It would be pretty funny if Fatrick started addressing the sender by there username.
"Dougy, you have been instructed many times, bla blah blah"
"Dougy, you have been instructed many times, bla blah blah"
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You hear that, Fatrick? That's your entire yearly salary for just 2 weeks.
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Oh but he does, Robert.
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I was HOWLING.
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One of the funniest was the one that was just a picture of an electric guitar with screeching notes as the message. Hopefully someone posts it.
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Fuckin lol. That one got me good 
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That makes me wonder if he has the numbers saved in his phone as "Honey Badger" and "Robert Prongay"
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We should bring back this bit. Lmfao
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This was actually Dougie IIRC. Those Australians...
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Think about what his favorite movies are. If it's not a cartoon dog delivering the lines then he doesn't understand
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Everyone knows I've never contacted Rick via any medium or platform. Tee hee.
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The completely harmless bits that he overreacts to because he's a humorless cunt will always be the best. Just good old fashioned, fundamental patposting. The high concept trolling is great, but theres so much shit going on a casual observer could accidentally view Patrick as a sympathetic figure because it can just look like some dork being bullied for no reason. These are the ones that show exactly how pathological his problems are. He had nothing to gain from getting into it with Randy Savage and everything to lose, but he still did it anyway because he's obviously insane.