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Has she gotten caught before? I think some people just like the rush.The most prolific shoplifter in my town is this rich lady who just has an uncontrollable compulsion to steal random shit.
She's been caught like a hundred times. Her husband has to do all the groceries because all the stores have her picture posted. She's a nice, normal lady otherwise. I went to school with her kids. I threw her son out of a loft trying to put him through a table at a party. Table didn't break and he hated it. It was one of those "I was only jokin'" moments. I was indignant like he just couldn't take a joke.Has she gotten caught before? I think some people just like the rush.
The most prolific shoplifter in my town is this rich lady who just has an uncontrollable compulsion to steal random shit.
I think you can pretty much steal right up to the felony amount anywhere on the west coast.Can they do anything about it thou? I don’t think in WA they can?
Was doing some Christmas shopping at a department store this evening and a group of nigs just ran out with armfuls of clothes. The employees just shrugged.Can they do anything about it thou? I don’t think in WA they can?
Was doing some Christmas shopping at a department store this evening and a group of nigs just ran out with armfuls of clothes. The employees just shrugged.
Will you do this for me, baby?Too bad retail cameras can't stop @BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 from being gay lol
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Shoplifting is such a white lady crime.
Expect to see a lot of this pop up on YouTube:
The other video claimed that she was stealing so maybe the store called the cops.Holy jesus. You have to wonder what led up to this. Why was the pig already there?
The other video claimed that she was stealing so maybe the store called the cops.
I know Target builds a case against you then arrests you once it hits a felony. I went Black Friday shopping a few years ago and there was a cop right by the exit of Best Buy which I thought was odd. I think most places don’t want to risk a lawsuit. Also did I ever tell you about my buddy who stole a canoe then got arrested the next day stealing the oars?I guess if she's been roaming around for hours putting shit in her clothes and they had him waiting by the register? Most places just don't want any kind of scene like this at their place anymore lol. Wal Mart I used to work at when I was 18 was allowed to grab people/hold them for the police/etc. Now, I don't think I can remember a time when I've seen cops at a store arresting anyone. Some retard caught me stealing condoms from a totally separate Wal Mart and him and some lady made a big deal about it, she followed me to my car and shit. I just left lol.
A couple years ago I was at a Smiths and as I was walking in a dude came rushing out with a cart full of liquor with those alarm caps on all of them and the alarms went off and such and a car was waiting right in front of the door for him. He threw the shit in there and took off. The employees didn't even react. I mentioned it to an employee dude near the entrance and he just looked at me without saying anything like he was waiting for me to ask if I could steal a cart full of booze too. With self checkouts people gotta and should be wrecking all these places.
I know Target builds a case against you then arrests you once it hits a felony.
I’m sure Walmart doesn’t just let you steal either. Everywhere videotapes you at self checkout too. In Seattle they made small crimes an arrestable offense again after 4 years. They stopped it during Covid. Also the canoe is an Artie Lange story.I've heard that but haven't seen any evidence of it. I'm rarely there I guess but the wife is there all the time.
A friend of mine dated a girl that did Loss Prevention at Target, this is absolutely what they did.I've heard that but haven't seen any evidence of it. I'm rarely there I guess but the wife is there all the time.
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