"I really do enjoy taking my tea in the garden in the morning sitting in them". Fat fucking idiot. I really wish some local feral coon culturally enriches Pat during "tea time".
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Resident OnA Limey Swell McGowan has nothing on "Englishman Tomlinson"
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Wonder if he chains the chairs to the hovel like they do at Lowes
Not sure if he chains the chairs, but i bet he has spic illegals milling around his alley like the parking lot at Lowes.
His “garden” lol. A bunch of weeds in the alley getting pissed on by dogs and homeless coons
Patrick, if you're not loying and actually getting stalked by someone, don't wax poetic about how much the chairs you keep in the backyard mean to you. How do you think that message will come across to whoever's alogging you? Oh my sweet petunias how they mean the world to me! I'd be ever so upset if a neighborhood rascal snipped them off!
Johnny English Muffin
Pat enjoys his tea in the garden while watching the Cricket Match in the lower smaller plot on his estate
Smell that?!? That dumpster smell…smells like victory… I love the smell of dumpsters in the morning…
by tea he means beer and by the morning he means the morning
Gotta enjoy that tea before going inside and sitting on the couch all day drunk tweeting.
He can’t even take his “tea in the garden” without fear of trespassers stepping foot on the “grounds” and interlopers encroaching upon his “land.”
It’s not tea when you dump a full cup of milk in it fat man
Maybe he should do some hedgelaying to keep commoners out.
He's making up for all mama raven's milk he missed out on as an infant
Taking my milk.
He enjoyed "taking his tea in the garden" until rapscallions purloined his chairs? Fuck it - retire to the solarium, faggot.
You shouldn't be able to shit on soccer if you say shit this gay/British:
Surely the groundskeeper at Tomlinson Manor shall release the hounds from the royal kennels to run off the ruffians.