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Disgusting retard
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Request: picture of fatass on couch with moisturizer and tissues out
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I read this as disgusting reward and had a good laugh
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This one?
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Lotion is not a coffee table item, unless you're a messy slob who just leaves things indefinitely on the nearest surface, or you just finished masturbating.
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If
the cats are an indication, to their surprise, he hasn't masturbated yet. He must be too hungover.
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He gets them to wrestle each other on his crotch. When he's ready to go, he bolts up, shoos the cats away, reaches for the Vaseline lotion and turns on Telemundo.
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I bet you he sits up on his couch and masturbates while looking directly into the cats eyes.