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Gosh, I wonder why Ade left him.
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Cause he’s a faggot. And Jon has a hog that would put Tony Danza to shame.
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You sure seem to have it in for this Pat guy. Does he have a weight problem?
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"I miss my ex wife"
That was the last time Rick was honest with anyone, and I'll bet he immediately regretted it.
This fucking sad sack's entire personality is based on Ade leaving him. Imagine the most defining moment of your life being your friend stealing your pregnant wife. I don't think I could wake up every day. I couldn't wake up on the couch, smell my wife in the other room, and think "My real wife is waking up next to Jonathan, just down the hall from Annabelle, and he's starting his morning making love to her, while I'm starting my morning checking my twitter notifications". Just, fuck man. How are you that big a loser? How do you make eye contact with anyone without feeling like a fraud?
He's also fucking fat.
That was the last time Rick was honest with anyone, and I'll bet he immediately regretted it.
This fucking sad sack's entire personality is based on Ade leaving him. Imagine the most defining moment of your life being your friend stealing your pregnant wife. I don't think I could wake up every day. I couldn't wake up on the couch, smell my wife in the other room, and think "My real wife is waking up next to Jonathan, just down the hall from Annabelle, and he's starting his morning making love to her, while I'm starting my morning checking my twitter notifications". Just, fuck man. How are you that big a loser? How do you make eye contact with anyone without feeling like a fraud?
He's also fucking fat.
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Let’s ask our good pal Roger Stone
Please tell me we still have the Roger Stone cameo
I could be wrong but I don't think I've seen it posted since we moved to this place. Hopefully it didn't get lost :image_9253:
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This faggot thinks everyone he interacts with at a Con or on Twitter is his "good friend." I doubt Jon was much more than an acquaintance.
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Leave it alone. sniff
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Every liked tweet is a new friend, every checkmark that responds to Trump Bad is a new colleague. It's pathetic, a guy who became a meme for one thing. Even the fucking Chocolate Rain guy had a longer shelf life.
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It's why he had to invent his whole "traditionally masculine" tough guy personality. Being made a cuckold really does a number on a man I guess.
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"A particularly unwanted divorce..."
Yeah, unwanted by you, Piggy. Obviously she wanted out bad. He said there was no warning, no infidelity etc. I'm guessing that, in addition to the pregnancy, she had some deep criticisms of him as a person. Whatever it was, he won't acknowledge it, or even come up with a better lie about it.
Which is it, Patrick? Are you a liar,* or are you really that oblivious to the things and people around you?
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Yeah, unwanted by you, Piggy. Obviously she wanted out bad. He said there was no warning, no infidelity etc. I'm guessing that, in addition to the pregnancy, she had some deep criticisms of him as a person. Whatever it was, he won't acknowledge it, or even come up with a better lie about it.
Which is it, Patrick? Are you a liar,* or are you really that oblivious to the things and people around you?
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Exactly Pat. Living well is definitely not the best form of revenge.
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Pat claims his divorce was a complete and utter surprise to him, but at the same time he's absolutely confident that Niki doesn't potentially want to leave him now.
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Jon says they were never really friends. He was friends with Ade and Patrick was a hang around. I tend to believe Jon, since Piggy is a pathological liar.
That’s true he says he loves Blappy because he had a beer with him once. Blappy meanwhile is married with kids and happy. He has Pat on the pay no mind list. Pats a fat loser is what I’m getting at.
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She called him fat
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What's funny is I've been watching Intervention on Discovery+ and I've seen a couple of hardcore addicts 'sign away their children' because they said on the show that they would be allowed to get them back at some point or be able to see them. If they didn't sign them away and the court took them away they would never be able to see their children again. This tells me fat pat has the ability to see his daughter but refuses to give in because to him that's losing and Rick doesn't lose. Remember, DLTIW.
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She politely suggested that his manuscript could improve with a second draft.
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Imagine a grieving family visiting their recently departed grandmas grave to lay some flowers. As they are strolling through the graveyard the young daughter screams, bursts out crying & starts pointing towards something..the family looks over to where she is pointing.
Laid there in front of a freshly dug grave is a purple bloated pigman, with it’s skin tight womens jeans pulled around his cankles, it’s fat decomposing hairless ass exposed for all to see. The father tells his wife to ring 911 and walks over to investigate, as he gets closer he notices the decaying pig like humanoid is covered in dried faeces, “S..sir! Are you okay!?” shouts the father to no response.
The father now starting to worry picks up a nearby stick and prods the swollen lump of flesh laying before him, the corpse lets out a loud almost haunted post mortem fart.
Fin.