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REMINDER: There's a video of Pat vandalizing his own property while sucking on a flashlight

HotDogJoe

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There's so much wrong with that video. Not only does the person have the EXACT same build as Patrick, there's also zero reaction to the motion light and not least - no fucking vandalism takes place in it.

His reasoning for why the clip cuts short (my security camera only records in 30 second bursts) makes no fucking sense either.

Very retarded and very very fat.
 

HotDogJoe

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Actually, I think his camera actually is that shitty. You can only record longer than 30 seconds if you pay for the cloud backup service.

Perhaps. He lies so much it's impossible to know when he's telling the truth but it'd make sense for Poverty Pat to have a bottom of the line security cam.
 

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There's so much wrong with that video. Not only does the person have the EXACT same build as Patrick, there's also zero reaction to the motion light and not least - no fucking vandalism takes place in it.

His reasoning for why the clip cuts short (my security camera only records in 30 second bursts) makes no fucking sense either.

Very retarded and very very fat.
The video isn't even 30 seconds. It cuts out right around the 27 sec mark, right before any vandalism occurs. I'm guess the reason he's walking slow (besides being fat) is to pad out the time to purposely show no vandalism. So if the police questioned and accused him of the vandalism, he's not incriminating himself.

Does anyone have the picture of the "vandalism" on his motorcycle? I'm interested to see if it's written at the same angle as it should be in the video. I suspect Pat vandalism his bike the next day.
 
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The video isn't even 30 seconds. It cuts out right around the 27 sec mark, right before any vandalism occurs. I'm guess the reason he's walking slow (besides being fat) is to pad out the time to purposely show no vandalism. So if the police questioned and accused him of the vandalism, he's not incriminating himself.
To be fair, Pat "1.7*" Tomlinson probably can't even count to 30.
 

Uncle Anthony Cumia

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This video does not portray a criminal activity in anyway. Also I don’t know about you Brothermen but Piggy doesent live in a neighborhood I’d particularly wanna be out walking around in at night. You can’t see anyone in his neighborhood on a moonless night unless they smile at you before clocking you upside your head. Just sayin.

I lived in the city proper of New Orleans. I’ve seen very few neighborhoods as shitty as Pats. And I lived around Dirty South blacks for years. The worst neighborhoods in East New Orleans are Beverly Hills compared to the shithole neighborhood Piggy lives in.

At least the Brothas in New Orleans invented Jazz music. What did the Brothas in Milwaukee invent? How to beer bong 40’s of Colt 45?
 
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