Reminder that this is what the garden of a six figure earning author looks like

[HotDogJoe]

Pulitzer Pat wins again, folks.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I've seen better setups in Mogadishu.

 

[potatopeeler63]

Beautiful view of the neighborhood dumpster

 

[Stent]

: Ok, sir. I can see the photos you've sent. How old is the fence?

: About thirty years. I actually recently had to try to nail it back together after it fell apart on its own. It's a funny story and I should probably go into detail about my evil ex-wife so you get a full picture of how-

: You're not covered for that kind of wear and tear, sir. The fence is simply old and needs replacing. Insurance isn't free money.

: Hush, nazi.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Such dazzling opulence.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

" Rustic and cozy"

 

[Snake]

They can't keep getting away with it.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Oh paul..

 

[captainjapan]

Fatrick sat on and broke all the cheap plastic chairs that once sat around that cheap Walmart table. Fatrick is morbidly obese you see.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Fatrick sat on and broke all the cheap plastic chairs that once sat around that cheap Walmart table. Fatrick is morbidly obese you see.

Seriously though, how do you come across a glass patio table WITHOUT chairs or an umbrella to match...

I have my theories...

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Beautiful view of the neighborhood dumpster

Sir, we call that the half hovel

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

They can't keep getting away with it.

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[RoTheHo69]

He makes the equivalent of six figure Somali Shillings from gov't handouts.

 

[guest]

Pulitzer Pat wins again, folks.

See all those boards near the fence piled up against the hovel? Look at the "repaired" picture and those boards are gone. He just nailed the old, rotted boards back up and called it done. No wonder it blew over. The whole fucking thing is rotted.

 

[handsomeblue]

See all those boards near the fence piled up against the hovel? Look at the "repaired" picture and those boards are gone. He just nailed the old, rotted boards back up and called it done. No wonder it blew over. The whole fucking thing is rotted.

I was just gonna say this, it's only the 'new' & 'fixed' boards that got wrecked lmao.

What a failure of a grown man.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

He wants so very badly to be a man's man. That's Paddy Tomlinson over there, handyman and firearms enthusiast and bar brawler.

Must be compensating for tweeting inherently gay ally shit online all day.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I was just gonna say this, it's only the 'new' & 'fixed' boards that got wrecked lmao.

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What a failure of a grown man.

I hope the fence didn’t damage the patio furniture he definitely bought.

Reminds me that we’ve never seen any pictures of his hilarious “fire pit” in use either.

 

[guest]

Pulitzer Pat wins again, folks.

All it's missing is a half starved, chain-tied psycotic Doberman.

 

[HotDogJoe]

All it's missing is a half starved, chain-tied psycotic Doberman.

The new HBO version of The Last of Us should use his neighborhood as a location. It already looks post apocalyptic so they wouldn't even need any special effects.

I'm sorry he lives in poverty. We can't help him.