Reminder that pig was addicted to Mountain Dew for years

[HotDogJoe]

Pouring luminous sugar water down your fat, hick throat every day is fine but eating McDonald's? Now that's just for people with no class or taste, child.

 

[guest]

The drink of choice for D students.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

No wonder he's so bloated.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat doesn’t know any middle class people. Pat actually doesn’t know anybody since he’s a loser who tweets all day.

 

[Jizz]

I am a former dewie addict myself, used to drink 3 liters a day. I give Pat props for quitting because dewie addiction aint no joke. One thing that's weird is that he gained weight after quitting. Every other person I've ever seen has lost 20+ pounds without even trying once they quit!

 

[guest]

Didnt he go to McDonald's on one of his trips tho?

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Would it be funny to just start accusing him of drinking Mountain Dew kinda like the Miller Lite thing? Like next time he tries to be a baby Einstein just interject "Don't listen to Patty. He's a retard who sips on Mountain Dew." Then just watch him sperg about it.

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

Didnt he go to McDonald's on one of his trips tho?

No, sweeT baby child. ThaT simply, did noT, occur.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Would it be funny to just start accusing him of drinking Mountain Dew kinda like the Miller Lite thing? Like next time he tries to be a baby Einstein just interject "Don't listen to Patty. He's a retard who sips on Mountain Dew." Then just watch him sperg about it.

I'm sure that would annoy him a great deal. Hopefully the rascals on Twitter won't start doing it.

 

[guest]

Fat, no one is more obsessed with class than the English. So much so that we have three tiers to the middle class - lower middle, middle middle and upper middle class. It's pathetic in many ways and not as strong as it used to be but it is what it is. You're nothing. Underclass maybe. Certainly not working class, you're too lazy. And you're not any kind of middle class because you don't have a job or education. You're like an underclass slob who lives off benefits and does nothing but consume garbage and gives back nothing. You're worse than them because you don't know you're one of them and claim you're something better. You're not.

 

[guest]

I mean I don’t love it by any stretch but who the fuck doesn’t know anyone that eats McDonald’s? Another bold faced lie from ol’ lumpy tits. It does what it needs to in a pinch

 

[guest]

I mean I don’t love it by any stretch but who the fuck doesn’t know anyone that eats McDonald’s? Another bold faced lie from ol’ lumpy tits. It does what it needs to in a pinch

Sausage and egg mcmuffins are great.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

View attachment 40062No, sweeT baby child. ThaT simply, did noT, occur.

Niki looks like a mouth breathing moron in every single picture. Thank god she never procreated.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

View attachment 40062No, sweeT baby child. ThaT simply, did noT, occur.

She and pat have a very similar face

 

[guest]

Niki looks like a mouth breathing moron in every single picture. Thank god she never procreated.

And now she can't!

 

[Meownaw]

I know plenty of middle class people that enjoy an ocassional McDonalds. I also like a taste now and then just a little bit.

 

[HotDogJoe]

And now she can't!

No, child. My wife is not barren. We chose not to have kids because we're way too busy with our careers. *tweets 100 times and takes 5th vacation of the year*

Hush now.

 

[Cuphead]

Patrick loved McDonalds until he learned Trump also liked it

 

[Clint Ruin]

pig was addicted to Mountain Dew​

And possibly semen

 

[HotDogJoe]

And possibly semen

Like father, like son.