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Reminder that Patrick visited a Parisian cafe dressed like this
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Haha nice graphic t-shirt, homo.
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He got that shirt as a prezzie.
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He's from Wisconsin, you say?
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If I’m not mistaken, it’s not that they wouldn’t cook them how he wanted them. It’s that they don’t cook them because they’re not fucking trash. He embarrassed this country more than any politician ever has.
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Well that's my Paris outfit sorted. Can't wait to go out for brekkie!
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The French like their scrambled eggs like my mother liked them. A buttery, half-cooked egg porridge, almost a custard in consistency.
I like them English style. Cooked maybe two minutes longer. Butter base, low heat, slow cook but some curdles.
The traditional American scrambled egg is basically a scrambled omelette. Cooked to shit. You can stab it with your fork and it will stay.
Patrick is fat and autistic is my point. He thought he'd be getting the same scrambled egg in Montmatre as he would in Milwaukee. And instead of going "Hey, this is a different but interesting take on this basic dish," he sperged out about it.
I like them English style. Cooked maybe two minutes longer. Butter base, low heat, slow cook but some curdles.
The traditional American scrambled egg is basically a scrambled omelette. Cooked to shit. You can stab it with your fork and it will stay.
Patrick is fat and autistic is my point. He thought he'd be getting the same scrambled egg in Montmatre as he would in Milwaukee. And instead of going "Hey, this is a different but interesting take on this basic dish," he sperged out about it.
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#LobotomyScar
He also complained on Twitter that the French chef wouldn't cook his scrambie eggs exactly how he likes them.
#America #Fat #Eggs
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fucking retarded faggot
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How you fellas like your eggs?
I like em Sunny Side Up.
God Bless.
I like em Sunny Side Up.
God Bless.
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and then he took a selfie of himself doing nothing, just sitting there fatly, and posted it to social media
HE'S A WOMAN
HE'S A WOMAN
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Boss Baby head looking motherfucker
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He has no penis
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Dinner later?
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I like them in my ass.How you fellas like your eggs?
I like em Sunny Side Up.
God Bless.
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You can see from his extra red face and clearly held breath that he's desperately trying to suck his gut in here and failing.
He also complained on Twitter that the French chef wouldn't cook his scrambie eggs exactly how he likes them.
#America #Fat #Eggs
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Travels to Europe and takes the same photos that he takes in bumfuck Wisconsin with just a slightly different background completely obscured by this fat faggot lump. Parisian cafe? Where? It's a wall and a window.
He also complained on Twitter that the French chef wouldn't cook his scrambie eggs exactly how he likes them.
#America #Fat #Eggs
99% certain he was doing "Look a black muslim woman in Paris!" with this but she's too dark and in obscurity for his creepshot.