Reminder that Patrick lies to strangers about the fact that he abandoned his daughter

[HotDogJoe]

What does any of that even mean? Jon confirmed that he and Adrienne tried to arrange visitation with pig multiple times but he was completely unreasonable about it. He just couldn't be bothered with being a father, even on a part time basis. I legitimately hope his heart explodes in 2022.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I'm sure they didn't try super hard to negotiate visitation with him. Raising an infant baby child is a grueling amount of work, you could never trust him to keep her safe, fed, and clean. If I were them I would take any excuse he gave me.

 

[captainjapan]

He replaced his daughter with his online atalkers. That's why he calls us child and spent all his money on us.

 

[HotDogJoe]

He replaced his daughter with his online atalkers. That's why he calls us child and spent all his money on us.

True. He's also fat.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Sounds like Patrick is a nightmare to be in a relationship with for a normal woman (which I presume Adrienne is) and she didn't fully realize what she was in for until he knocked her up. Lucky for her she got out and took that unfortunate looking child (child) with her.

Niki probably doesn't even care about how much of a miserable fuck Patrick is because she's half in the bag and/or medicated. It's a loveless, sexless sham of a marriage.

 

[Clint Ruin]

What does any of that even mean? Jon confirmed that he and Adrienne tried to arrange visitation with pig multiple times but he was completely unreasonable about it. He just couldn't be bothered with being a father, even on a part time basis. I legitimately hope his heart explodes in 2022.

Rick really overestimates how inquisitive abandoned children are. This as far as her questions are going to go:

"Mom, why did my biological father give me up?"

"He did it in some weird attempt to spite me."

"Oh. Well, I'm glad Jon raised me".

Seriously, Rick, kids with absentee parents hold grudges that follow them to the grave. The only answer to any question she'll care about is "did he willingly sign off on his parental rights".

 

[42069]

I’ll tell you one thing for certain, when she sees all of the stuff he’s done with us she will certainly be proud of him. There will be no embarrassment.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Rick really overestimates how inquisitive abandoned children are. This as far as her questions are going to go:

"Mom, why did my biological father give me up?"

"He did it in some weird attempt to spite me."

"Oh. Well, I'm glad Jon raised me".

Seriously, Rick, kids with absentee parents hold grudges that follow them to the grave. The only answer to any question she'll care about is "did he willingly sign off on his parental rights".

Nikki Sixx had a better father than Patrick has ever been

 

[guest]

No one would know about it but he had to make Robin Willliams' death about him.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

questions she has no answer to.

"Mom, is my biological father really this fat, unemployed, unsuccessful sci-fi writer?"

"Yes, my child. None of this is your fault, but he is a piece of shit. Here's the document Pat signed when he voluntarily threw all of his rights to you in the shitter. He never cared about you and never will and this legal documentation proves it. I'm sorry, but your biological father is a horrible human being. You can also read this self-aggrandizing blog post about Robin Williams's suicide, where your shitbag father attempts to paint me as the bad guy for him taking the extremely rare and unfathomably shitty action of relinquishing his parental rights to you. If for some reason you do want to reach out, feel free. The best way to get ahold of him is on Twitter, because he's a loser. But before you do, please read Caverlock's thread on Kiwi Farms."

 

[captainjapan]

Just had a vision of a 17 year old Annabelle seeing all my photoshops.........

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

She didn't fully realize what she was in for until he knocked her up.

When Pat knocked her up, they had been married for like 10 years

 

[Ladynyahh]

When Pat knocked her up, they had been married for like 10 years

For some reason I thought they'd only been married for a short period of time. Now I feel like a real Cumia

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Nikki Sixx had a better father than Patrick has ever been

Nikki 6XL

 

[captainjapan]

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Nikki Sixx had a better father than Patrick has ever been

Marvin Gaye had a better father than PAThetic Slug Tomlinson has ever been.

 

[guest]

What does any of that even mean? Jon confirmed that he and Adrienne tried to arrange visitation with pig multiple times but he was completely unreasonable about it. He just couldn't be bothered with being a father, even on a part time basis. I legitimately hope his heart explodes in 2022.

‘Questions she has no answers to.’ I’m sure the internet which is forever btw, you horrible asshole can fill that role.

As if she’s not peppering Ade with questions every time she’s forced to visit the big fat man that reeks of ass and old beer stains.

Mommy, he kept yelling about some orange man while calling the nice lady that supervised us a child!

He’s too fat to be a normal daddy, honey.

 

[guest]

I only just noticed "Dawn Costello" asked that question lmao.

 

[guest]

I only just noticed "Dawn Costello" asked that question lmao.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

"Annabelle, you're 18 now and it's time I told you about your biological father."

"I already know all about him, mom. I've been one of his cyberstalkers for 7 years."