Reminder that Patrick is a horrible failure on every single other social media platform

[HotDogJoe]

Not to celebrate too early because the stubborn piggy will probably be back but he's been a horrible failure at every other social media platform he's tried to conquer. It's why he's so invested in his Twitter persona - it's the only account where he feels like a special popular boy.

He's got less than 1000 followers on YouTube, Facebook and Instagram combined. He's also failed horribly on any Twitter alts or new ventures like Torque Wheeler. The only reason he ever got any popularity on Twitter was because he spends his entire existence trying to craft a viral tweet by copying other peoples' work and pandering to the other extreme leftist, socially retarded and mentally ill fucks that make up its userbase. Even then, he couldn't get to 50K followers despite spending more than a decade of his life on it.

He's fat is what I'm getting at here.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Not to celebrate too early because the stubborn piggy will probably be back but he's been a horrible failure at every other social media platform he's tried to conquer. It's why he's so invested in his Twitter persona - it's the only account where he feels like a special popular boy.

He's got less than 1000 followers on YouTube, Facebook and Instagram combined. He's also failed horribly on any Twitter alts or new ventures like Torque Wheeler. The only reason he ever got any popularity on Twitter was because he spends his entire existence trying to craft a viral tweet by copying other peoples' work and pandering to the other extreme leftist, socially retarded and mentally ill fucks that make up its userbase. Even then, he couldn't get to 50K followers despite spending more than a decade of his life on it.

He's fat is what I'm getting at here.

I was at a brewery and they had soccer on. This made me laugh like a tard.

 

[FurBurger]

The only reason he ever got any popularity on Twitter was because he spends his entire existence trying to craft a viral tweet by copying other peoples' work and pandering to the other extreme leftist, socially retarded and mentally ill fucks that make up its userbase.

It's worse - he had one hit with his copied abortion tweet back when Twitter was happening, and that got him something like 46k followers. After that, nothing; nothing he's said has gathered him any appreciable amount of followers, even the "viral" stuff.

He's not going to get that lucky twice.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I miss the days when the dot heads wanted to fuck his titties in the IG comments.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

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I was at a brewery and they had soccer on. This made me laugh like a tard.

Tottenham Hotspuds

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Liverwurst

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

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I was at a brewery and they had soccer on. This made me laugh like a tard.

Breast Ham

 

[guest]

I wouldn’t even say he was successful on twitter. 49k is pretty small for someone with multiple books, tv appearances and convention appearances. The vast majority of his followers followed him at some point and then never bothered reading his feed or responding to him.

 

[SFWA liaison]

I think some of his yt videos still have 200 views even after becoming one of the biggest lolcows ever

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

I wouldn’t even say he was successful on twitter. 49k is pretty small for someone with multiple books, tv appearances and convention appearances. The vast majority of his followers followed him at some point and then never bothered reading his feed or responding to him.

Not so fast.

Sold dick for books, so fat and untelegenic his beachball head was backlit on some garbage sci-fi show for 8 seconds, and the cons are verified full of deathfats/fags/pedos.

Patrick - whatcha gonna do when the rascals show up for you? You're the pig that oinked wolf.

 

[fricklefrackle]

It's worse - he had one hit with his copied abortion tweet back when Twitter was happening, and that got him something like 46k followers. After that, nothing; nothing he's said has gathered him any appreciable amount of followers, even the "viral" stuff.

He's not going to get that lucky twice.

It was the attention from Ben Shapiro that got him those followers

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Womanchested United

 

[stealthygeek]

Here's Rick advising aspiring writers to diversify their social media presence almost 4 years ago. Way to follow through with that infamous Tomlinson work ethic, lol:

"First off, don’t put all your eggs in one social media basket. In retrospect, this was my biggest mistake. Twitter was far and away my most successful platform, so that’s where I focused the majority of my time and attention growing my audience. But that left my social media presence exposed to a single point of failure. In recent months, I’ve started trying to diversify my web presence beyond Twitter into other forms and media, such as Instagram and launching a YouTube channel with original content.

But these efforts turned out to be a beat too late, and now I’m starting over basically from scratch. My best advice, especially for aspiring creatives, is to use your social media presence to drive your audience to a platform you alone control. In my case, it’s my author website, blog, and an email subscription list that should be going live alongside this article (Subscribe!). That should be the home base for everything you do. With it, you will build up a core group of fans and supporters that can’t be taken away by any troll or algorithm."

 

[HotDogJoe]

But that left my social media presence exposed to a single point of failure.

If only he knew how true that would turn out to be. Maybe don't use deplatforming as your big win against people you don't like when you yourself are so reliant on a social media account, ya big retard.

 

[cliveowen]

Here's Rick advising aspiring writers to diversify their social media presence almost 4 years ago. Way to follow through with that infamous Tomlinson work which, lol:

"First off, don’t put all your eggs in one social media basket. In retrospect, this was my biggest mistake. Twitter was far and away my most successful platform, so that’s where I focused the majority of my time and attention growing my audience. But that left my social media presence exposed to a single point of failure. In recent months, I’ve started trying to diversify my web presence beyond Twitter into other forms and media, such as Instagram and launching a YouTube channel with original content.

But these efforts turned out to be a beat too late, and now I’m starting over basically from scratch. My best advice, especially for aspiring creatives, is to use your social media presence to drive your audience to a platform you alone control. In my case, it’s my author website, blog, and an email subscription list that should be going live alongside this article (Subscribe!). That should be the home base for everything you do. With it, you will build up a core group of fans and supporters that can’t be taken away by any troll or algorithm."

The irony is that if he had any amount of talent, humility, work ethic, etc, he could be a leading expert on online troll communities. Could you imagine giving a TED talk on all of this? Bringing up a slide of someone pretending to be his toilet insulting him would get the biggest laugh.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Manchester Titties.

 

[stealthygeek]

The irony is that if he had any amount of talent, humility, work ethic, etc, he could be a leading expert on online troll communities. Could you imagine giving a TED talk on all of this? Bringing up a slide of someone pretending to be his toilet insulting him would get the biggest laugh.

Until you had mentioned TED talks I had completely forgotten that Niki was a producer for The Moth's Milwaukee chapter at one point (no idea if that's still true). For anyone not familiar The Moth is kind of like NPR's version of TED talks; half hour show for live storytelling. Could be something to watch out for depending on things go.

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

Fat Arsenal

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Here's Rick advising aspiring writers to diversify their social media presence almost 4 years ago. Way to follow through with that infamous Tomlinson work ethic, lol:

"First off, don’t put all your eggs in one social media basket. In retrospect, this was my biggest mistake. Twitter was far and away my most successful platform, so that’s where I focused the majority of my time and attention growing my audience. But that left my social media presence exposed to a single point of failure. In recent months, I’ve started trying to diversify my web presence beyond Twitter into other forms and media, such as Instagram and launching a YouTube channel with original content.

But these efforts turned out to be a beat too late, and now I’m starting over basically from scratch. My best advice, especially for aspiring creatives, is to use your social media presence to drive your audience to a platform you alone control. In my case, it’s my author website, blog, and an email subscription list that should be going live alongside this article (Subscribe!). That should be the home base for everything you do. With it, you will build up a core group of fans and supporters that can’t be taken away by any troll or algorithm."

The only reasonable thing he's ever said, and he doesn't apply it to himself. Probably just lifted that from an article somewhere, it's too coherent for his pigbrain to have come up with.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Moleicester City

Everton

Fullham