Reminder that ALL the big authors talk about trolls in their bios.

[Meownaw]

What a sad existence

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

If it wasn’t for mockery and derision, Fat Pat would get no attention at all. I would pity anyone else but he deserves it and it is only going to get worse for him.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

This shows he LOVES to play the victim. We’ve seen how he’s flat out lied about the “attacks” he’s received (it’s not a SWAT if the SWAT team isn’t involved, etc) to the point he poorly vandalized his own property for attention. In his deranged cape shit child mind he needs a “villain” since he’s the hero and good ALWAYS defeats evil so he is a warrior. In reality he’s just a fat idiot that acts like a cunt online only to cry that people are being mean to him.

 

[Raymond]

Stressing that fuck into heart disease is a public service.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

How many trolls spent $125K on a dogshit court case and spoke to a fake reporter on five separate occasions, including calling the reporter back after being called a fat faggot?

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Why would anyone pretending to be an author mention one star reviews in their bio, real or not?

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

He was fat back then

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

We're actually not trolls. We're clinically obsessed nazi cultists whose stated mission purpose is to drive Rick to suicide. It's completely different from regular internet trolling, so unique in fact that it's literally only happened to him, so typical defenses and tactics against it (for example, ignoring us) don't work and aren't worth pursuing. It's quite tragic that Rick and only Rick have ever experienced this unprecedented level of felony harassment, because even taking us to court yields zero results and a massive financial loss on his part.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Check out his website where he says he signed away his parental rights.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Now here's an author with a commitment to the quality of his work.

 

[guest]

Stephen King lives in Bangor, Maine with his wife, a menagerie of houseplants in varying levels of health, a Mustang, and a Triumph motorcycle bought specifically to embarrass and infuriate Laconia bike week Harley riders.

When not writing horror and fantasy novels and short stories, Stephen is busy developing his other passion for writing and performing stand-up comedy in the Bangor, Portland, and Boston scenes. When not doing either of those things, he can occasionally be found starting enormous fights on social media. He has a particular talent for getting alt-right trolls so upset that they lose bowel control and post transparently fake 1 Star reviews on his books. Read through a few of their sad efforts for a good laugh, then check out his website at [URL="http://www.stephenking.com"]www.stephenking.com[/URL].

 

[guest]

This shows he LOVES to play the victim. We’ve seen how he’s flat out lied about the “attacks” he’s received (it’s not a SWAT if the SWAT team isn’t involved, etc) to the point he poorly vandalized his own property for attention. In his deranged cape shit child mind he needs a “villain” since he’s the hero and good ALWAYS defeats evil so he is a warrior. In reality he’s just a fat idiot that acts like a cunt online only to cry that people are being mean to him.

Yeah he uses the trolls as an excuse for his shitty book reviews. He can't comprehend that his books just flat out suck, so all the bad reviews are just the alt-right Nazi cyberstalker trolls. I guess that's narcissistic behavior or something, I'm no psychologist. What I do know is that he's very fat.

 

[UnPRePared]

Anytime i see that smug, diabetic face, I hear the cry of "Noooooooo CHILD!"

 

[guest]

We're actually not trolls. We're clinically obsessed nazi cultists whose stated mission purpose is to drive Rick to suicide. It's completely different from regular internet trolling, so unique in fact that it's literally only happened to him, so typical defenses and tactics against it (for example, ignoring us) don't work and aren't worth pursuing. It's quite tragic that Rick and only Rick have ever experienced this unprecedented level of felony harassment, because even taking us to court yields zero results and a massive financial loss on his part.

I just got my Little Orphan Annie Nazi cultist decoder ring in the mail.
Thanks, Ovaltine!

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I just got my Little Orphan Annie Nazi cultist decoder ring in the mail.
Thanks, Ovaltine!

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[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Did he take those tires from the scrap yard? The back looks flat

 

[guest]

I was never into BroJoe, he's too boring for my sensibilities, so please excuse my ignorance but is this photo funny because he has a flat tire?