Reminder that all successful authors tweet about it every single time they get paid

[HotDogJoe]

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Harassing patrons at a super bar while writing 10 words a day is a fat job but, someone’s gotta do it.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Being a morbidly obese retard has to be hard and exasperating

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Did he trick some weird culture into thinking he was a pig-god and now gets money from them as he is royalty

I'm just trying to make sense of this ya know

 

[captain_kamala]

Imagine how tedious he'd be if he got a biweekly paycheck

 

[guest]

Imagine how tedious he'd be if he got a biweekly paycheck

"Oh hello direct deposit, nice to see you again."

 

[Heyfellas]

Imagine how tedious he'd be if he got a biweekly paycheck

How would you know? Welfare hits on the first unless wic and ssi hit different

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

"WEIRD LITTLE royalty checks showing up RANDOMLY"

That's how you humblebrag - by adding at least 3 adjectives to show that you're not trying to show off, you are just drawing attention to how CRAZY the situation is.

 

[fricklefrackle]

What an exceptional, little fat boy.

 

[peckafacce]

Imagine how tedious he'd be if he got a biweekly paycheck

#payday #amworking

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Reminder that his money comes in and his money goes out.
That's why $17K in the bank is a foreign concept and one has to be "lucky" to have a retirement account.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Reminder that his money comes in and his money goes out.
That's why $17K in the bank is a foreign concept and one has to be "lucky" to have a retirement account.

There's no way Rahul just has $17k in the bank. He must have people funding him or took out a bunch of credit. And no, child that is not just the pig projecting because that's exactly what he did.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

#GetWriting #BossBabe #NoFilterThursday

 

[guest]

Guarantee those checks were paltry sums.

 

[potatopeeler63]

This reminds me of how bawby used to Brag about waking up whenever he wants and lashing out at callers “have fun sitting in your cubicle”
They both have low self esteem and bitch tits. Unironically

 

[guest]

This reminds me of how bawby used to Brag about waking up whenever he wants and lashing out at callers “have fun sitting in your cubicle”
They both have low self esteem and bitch tits. Unironically

Yep. Have fun jerking off by yourself at a Ramada Inn in Cedar Rapids, Iowa fuckhead.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Yep. Have fun jerking off by yourself at a Ramada Inn in Cedar Rapids, Iowa fuckhead.

Bob Kelly sucks. He never said anything funny and he stole his whole schtick from Norton of all people.