Reminder: Patso still hasnt used his plyo jump boxes one year later

[Juschippinyababe]

Pig would have broken a leg like this poor feller. He's a fat unathletic slob and he knows it but lies to us about it until this very day.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Aw, look at that lil’ baby. He deserves the chance to recuperate under a nice pink blanket.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Whats funny is, I dont think they bought them to actually jump onto. I think they got them to just do step ups. The funny part about that is they would have just walked up stairs to get to the attic. Just use the fucking stairs you already have if you arent going to jump up.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Correction, he hasn't used it ever

Along with the nordictrack taxpayers paid for

Nor his bench press, squat rack, and deadlift station

 

[HotDogJoe]

There was a rumor going around a while ago that he did try using them in his attic but he came through the ceiling after the first jump. Niki came home from work some hours later and found his trotters dangling from the ceiling. She had to call the fire service out to have him airlifted from the house. He shit himself while in the crane and never attempted plyo jumps again.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

There was a rumor going around a while ago that he did try using them in his attic but he came through the ceiling after the first jump. Niki came home from work some hours later and found his trotters dangling from the ceiling. She had to call the fire service out to have him airlifted from the house. He shit himself while in the crane and never attempted plyo jumps again.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

He put his hooves up on them to watch tv

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Did he actually set them up, though? Or did he just buy them, tweet about them, and then return them?

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

He put his hooves up on them to watch tv

Which is greater, the # of jumps/steps he did on the plyo boxes, or the # of beverages he has placed on them?