REMINDER: Patrick S. Tomlinson fingered my bunghole

[Riccardo Bosi]

I'm sixteen years old and I'm African American. AMA.

 

[HotDogJoe]

How are you still alive to tell your tale? From what I've heard, every African American child who comes into contact with Patrick gets turned into spiced sausage which he uses to garnish his pizzas.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

How are you still alive to tell your tale? From what I've heard, every African American child who comes into contact with Patrick gets turned into spiced sausage which he uses to garnish his pizzas.

I'm a light-skinned mulatto and he mumbled something about the "African Purity Laws of 1516" or something. He still fingered my booty tho.

 

[peckafacce]

Was Patrick S. Tomlinson wearing a cat tail butt plug while he fingered you?

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

I'm sorry sorry this happened.
It is not your fault.

Patrick is known to work with a yet to be identified person. I know this is difficult, but during the attack did you hear anything like the following?

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

I'm a light-skinned mulatto and he mumbled something about the "African Purity Laws of 1516" or something. He still fingered my booty tho.

On the good side of one drop

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Was Patrick S. Tomlinson wearing a cat tail butt plug while he fingered you?

It was bizarre; a lizard's tail protruded from his anus. It was moving for a while, but then stopped.