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REMINDER Patrick admits he wants to fuck kids

Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT

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The fuck. I would understand if he said 60k awkward nerdy teens but he says it like it's going to be all his type.
I think he greatly overestimates how old nerdcon attendees skew and how young one direction fans skew (once you account for all the milfs and resentful dads taking their daughters). You'd think a father of a girl around that age would know things like that.
 
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Who gets so mad at a kid that they pull their phone out and enlist their fat wife to help passive-aggressively flip him off when he's not even looking? And the dozy dyke plays along!

Manly man Pat probably didn't even consider politely tapping the kid's dad on the shoulder and giving him a "Hey, d'ya mind?" look before snapping this testament to his failures as a human being.

That's who you should be mad at, Pat - the fucking parents.

Stop fucking kids and stop being such an oily cunt, damn.
 

Gay Faggot.

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Who gets so mad at a kid that they pull their phone out and enlist their fat wife to help passive-aggressively flip him off when he's not even looking? And the dozy dyke plays along!

Manly man Pat probably didn't even consider politely tapping the kid's dad on the shoulder and giving him a "Hey, d'ya mind?" look before snapping this testament to his failures as a human being.

That's who you should be mad at, Pat - the fucking parents.

Stop fucking kids and stop being such an oily cunt, damn.
Not to ruin da bit here but he thinks he’s being silly. Those people he tagged are people he probably thinks are his friends. He’s autistic and can’t take jokes. He also thinks twitter and Reddit are funny and a place for intellectuals. He’s not mad at anyone, and if that kids parents confronted him, he would shit his pants for the second time that day.
 

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Not to ruin da bit here but he thinks he’s being silly. Those people he tagged are people he probably thinks are his friends. He’s autistic and can’t take jokes. He also thinks twitter and Reddit are funny and a place for intellectuals. He’s not mad at anyone, and if that kids parents confronted him, he would shit his pants for the second time that day.
I think that's the point. He's desperate for social validation and will go along with anything he thinks will make him part of the "in" crowd. "Uh, convincing impressionable children to take life-altering hormones is cool now? Uh, okay."
 
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If I suggested doing that to my wife she would look at me like I was something smelly she'd accidentally stepped in and say "No, I'm not going to do that. What is wrong with you?" That's the answer you'd expect from a normal, adult woman. Stinky guffawed and flipped off a child while her fat fat fat husband did the same and took a picture of it.

That Paris tour video really brought home what a pair of retarded arrested development yokel cunts they are.
 

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Joking aside, what the fuck does this mean? There’s no way you can interpret that which isn’t sinister.
Absolutely. He is literally saying a bunch of repressed man-children are likely to flood the streets with jizz just by being in the vicinity of a bunch of (at best) 10-15 year old girls and not only is that not a problem it's a "LOL lets see what happens!" type situation.
 

Lamont & Tonelli

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Joking aside, what the fuck does this mean? There’s no way you can interpret that which isn’t sinister.
To give him a deeply underserved benefit of the doubt, I would guess the punchline isn't "greasy nerds mass rape tweens", but more "greasy nerds will stay FAR away from icky girls", but the man of pig is so fat I cannot be sure this is what he meant.
 

NoBacon

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To give him a deeply underserved benefit of the doubt, I would guess the punchline isn't "greasy nerds mass rape tweens", but more "greasy nerds will stay FAR away from icky girls", but the man of pig is so fat I cannot be sure this is what he meant.

Any man would already stay away from underage girls, nerds or not. It was absolutely a call for a mass rape to be perpetrated.
 

Riccardo Bosi

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Agreed, I just wanted to run a little thought experiment. He's clearly tugging his lil porky pud to the thought. Sick fat sad dumb little fat man.
One of his gay books is about a 17-year-old girl (technically 21 because she was frozen for four years) having sex.

17 is the lowest number these creeps go because of muh legal technicalities. Remember: even Nana admitted to desiring some 13-year-olds.
 

HotDogJoe

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That's the answer you'd expect from a normal, adult woman. Stinky guffawed and flipped off a child while her fat fat fat husband did the same and took a picture of it.

It really does say a lot about what type of person Niki is that she'd go along with this. I wouldn't even be surprised if she was the one who suggested it.

They're both so hateable.
 
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