Reminder: Pat know's he'll never know his daughter

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

 

[guest]

it's 2032
He is swatted again at the half hovel
Oinking at female cop...again
Looks again...is that the tomlinson forehead?
Ha-ha holee shit, Officer Annabelle Snyder
"Don't ever come here again"

 

[guest]

And THAT'S how you twitter screenshot.

Feel good thread of the year.

 

[Meownaw]

The last tweet is enraging. Using WE when referring to comics.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

His daughter is probably a stupid cunt like he is, it's genetic ya know

 

[NoBacon]

DEW YEW HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH CHILD SUPPORT I DIDN’T PAY YEWWWWWWW?

DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA?

 

[Jenna]

I would give up everything to be with my daughter! Except compromising with my ex-wife on child custody. That's the one dealbreaker.

 

[Stent]

DEW YEW HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH CHILD SUPPORT I DIDN’T PAY YEWWWWWWW?

DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA?

LEAVE AND NEVER RETURN!

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

"Learned how to deal." This nigga ain't learn a god damn thing.

 

[Harry Powell]

Look at him going for the Uncle Paul pity points here.

 

[The Greaseman]

Instead, he's going to have to give up everything to a forums owner.

 

[guest]

Man what did Pat do to make Adrienne force him to pull the no-sign? Lol.

 

[HunterSTomlinson]

The cringey fact that he refers to himself as a comic like he’s on the road grinding hard as a feature or some shit is nauseating.

 

[guest]

He's somewhat on point with his last post, but Patrick is too stupid to have been properly touched with a creative comedic muse moment during the terrible events of his own life. Also he wants to be pegged and probably wants to be the next TLC my 600 lb life star. And he's stupid, did I mention that?

 

[SFWA liaison]

he can trick twitter retards with super vague pity parties, but if she ever has any questions it'll be mom answering and showing receipts, or the State of Wisconsin providing her with the documents

eternal shame and a fatherhood LARP is all he has left from it

 

[guest]

 

[The Fuchitive]

Will she ever know what a bullet she dodged?

 

[EraGodless]

Comic? Lol. I'm glad the rascals took that away from him.

 

[HotDogJoe]

I would give up everything to be with my daughter! Except compromising with my ex-wife on child custody. That's the one dealbreaker.

Seriously. He acts like there’s been some compelling, insurmountable force keeping him away from his daughter but it’s literally just that his ego couldn’t take the fact that he was cucked.

I’m so glad he’s going to be fucked with until his final days. He deserves it all.

 

[Caverlock]

Rick said "take that, child" to Jon in family court after one of his famous sassy clapbacks, but the judge thought he said "take that child."

It's all just a big misunderstanding that's being resolved any day now, stlakers.