REMINDER: Pat finished his last book over two years ago and since then has produced nothing

[TorquieTwoBeers]

In the 25+ months since he finished In The Black, all he has to show for himself is not even half of a horrendous period piece dogshit unofficial sequel to a book that is over 100 years old that no one cares about and has already been adapted hundreds of times (be more wordy, I know!). This despite having no job and no friends, rarely leaving the house, and COVID lockdowns that practically begged him to do some fucking writing. You are a loser, Pat!

 

[guest]

Incorrect in every detail as always, stlaker. Since 2020 I have become even more of a political firebrand on twitter, child. I have become a guerilla strategist against Putin, I have won numerous legal battles and exposed my aTalkers.

 

[RobertMewler]

Hard disagree; he's produced quite the tome of hilarity on the ol' forums.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Wonder how many words he's shat out on twitter during that time? I imagine the count would at least be at novel-length.

Dumb fat cunt.

 

[guest]

Wonder how many words he's shat out on twitter during that time? I imagine the count would at least be at novel-length.

Dumb fat cunt.

Someone on KiwiFarms did the math recently. Patrick has shit out the equivalent of 30 books (!) over 10 years through his 160k+ tweets. He tweeted out the equivalent of 2-3 books in the last year.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Wonder how many words he's shat out on twitter during that time? I imagine the count would at least be at novel-length.

Dumb fat cunt.

someone already did the (above D-) math on this
I forget what the outcome was, something ridiculous like more than 3 books 0f ~300pg each, but i think i'm undershooting it

EDIT: ^ fucking 10 times what i thought it was

 

[guest]

Someone on KiwiFarms did the math recently. Patrick has shit out the equivalent of 30 books (!) over 10 years through his 160k+ tweets. He tweeted out the equivalent of 2-3 books in the last year.

If someone compiled those into a coffee table book I bet it would sell more copies through this site and KF than all of his books combined.

 

[SFWA liaison]

he has advanced quite the comedy career, albeit unintentional

 

[guest]

I heard they pitched Shawshank Redemption as "Escape from Alcatraz" in Maine!

 

[Phish]

The people from this forum put far more blood sweat and tears into our self published book than tubbs has into any of his “work”.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Gee, I wonder how he eventually figured out to say The Hunt for Red October instead of Hunt for the Red October.

 

[guest]

Fucking fat retard. If he just document what he deals with everyday and published everything it'd atleast be interesting.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

After forty years, 1.6 Tomlinson masters supply and demand.

 

[guest]

Gee, I wonder how he eventually figured out to say The Hunt for Red October instead of Hunt for the Red October.

He said it correctly. The official Tor tweets about the book and the Amazon book page both say "Hunt for the Red October." I wonder if Clancy's estate won't let Rick defile a masterpiece.

 

[The REAL JDA]

I learned cash registers were invented in 1879 and Patrick used that as an excuse not to write a book today.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

He said it correctly. The official Tor tweets about the book and the Amazon book page both say "Hunt for the Red October." I wonder if Clancy's estate won't let Rick defile a masterpiece.

That kind of reminds me of the Max Gladstone/Not-Malcolm Gladwell shit one of them tried to pull