Reminder: Pat couldn't find a real journalist to give a fuck about his story, so he turned to Josiah

[BudDickman]

- No by-lines.
- No LinkedIn account.
- No online presence whatsoever
- huffpostnews.net

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Pat was fooled by Josiah's professionalism - something he doesn't regularly encounter because his workplace is a pink blanket.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Pat was fooled by Josiah's professionalism - something he doesn't regularly encounter because his workplace is a pink blanket.

“H-hey Patrick, this is Josiah. How are you? Oh-oh ok that’s good.” That’s the level of professionalism Rick needed to be fooled. Someone who listens.

 

[guest]

He literally thought "The Next Gamergate" was going to feature a cisgendered white male whose favorite bar receives fax messages of him sucking Trump's cock, and people named Nigel Igger leaving comments on his Goodreads page claiming that his wife likes to get bukakked by a circle of N words (which is probably not even false)

 

[stealthygeek]

Only way 8500 words doesn't raise any red flags is if you're retarded.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He really thought he was going to be world famous once this story broke. He told everyone it was all coming together and the major book deal, speaking gigs, tv work, etc would soon be a reality. He saw himself on every major news show (good morning America, etc) and multiple magazine cover stories. It’s why he didn’t even bother to be suspicious, he wanted to believe it was all finally happening.

 

[BudDickman]

".net instead of .com? Weird. I'll ask IT... In the mean time, can you turn over any evidence that you have and also make statements that would be damaging to your ongoing case and also embarrassing to you personally if made public?"

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

".net instead of .com? Weird. I'll ask IT... In the mean time, can you turn over any evidence that you have and also make statements that would be damaging to your ongoing case and also embarrassing to you personally if made public?"

Sure! I'll never pay Quasi

 

[Brooke Shields]

He really thought he was going to be world famous once this story broke. He told everyone it was all coming together and the major book deal, speaking gigs, tv work, etc would soon be a reality. He saw himself on every major news show (good morning America, etc) and multiple magazine cover stories. It’s why he didn’t even bother to be suspicious, he wanted to believe it was all finally happening.

People who are "gang-stalked" unfortunately are usually mentally unwell and only continue believing their nonsensical reasons because they subconsciously want them to be true.
No, that car that just beeped isn't part of a group of people who beep horns when they see you, cars beep horns sometimes.

In Fatso's case, no you're not being criminally cyber terrorist harrastalked, you're a gay asshole on the internet and even gayer assholes are shining a mirror to your fat face

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

I'm envious of his ability to pretend Apostlegate didn't happen. I'd be humiliated beyond belief. I would be questioning everything I did to wind up as the sultan lolcow. I know he's damaged behind repair inside but he still manages to be his regular asshole self on the outside each day. I'd be hiding from everything social media. This is his one talent and he's pretty good at it

 

[Easily_Remembered]

All those things that he cried to Josiah about - what was the one thing that he didn't mention?

His daughter. Annabelle.

Irrefutable proof that he doesn't love her or care about her, and that he's a selfish, immature, narcissistic cunt who only cares about himself.

 

[Udders]

All those things that he cried to Josiah about - what was the one thing that he didn't mention?

His daughter. Annabelle.

Irrefutable proof that he doesn't love her or care about her, and that he's a selfish, immature, narcissistic cunt who only cares about himself.

Seriously, he didn't even try and make it about himself or be the victim. No 'My ex-wife made me' or 'I was forced to do it.' Either he doesn't care or he knows hes a PoS for doing it. Although truth be told, it is the best thing he could've possibly done for her.

 

[Pat the Simp]

I think we can also thank Sex Pest Seth, since he was probably the one that got Pat thinking other reporters will pick this story up (Vice). Rick was happy like himself (a pig) in shit. I think having potential names of the ringleaders made him let his guard down and he forgot to follow-up on the .net/.com issue.

In other words, he's a big fat dummy.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

The fattest most stubborn asshole alive

 

[guest]

I just assumed PaTrick was too retarded to even bother checking about our boy Josiah. The fact that he actually did check and still fell for it makes him as dumb as he is fat. And he’s quite fat.

 

[guest]

I'm envious of his ability to pretend Apostlegate didn't happen. I'd be humiliated beyond belief. I would be questioning everything I did to wind up as the sultan lolcow. I know he's damaged behind repair inside but he still manages to be his regular asshole self on the outside each day. I'd be hiding from everything social media. This is his one talent and he's pretty good at it

This is why he's in his 40s and has accomplished literally nothing with his life. Normal people with unrealistic aspirations get rocked in the jaw, realize the error of their ways, and become productive members of society. Pat's going to continue doing things to cement his legacy as an abject laughingstock. He might land a handful of writing gigs and maybe even a book or TV deal if he's extremely lucky, but he'll always be the abject loser that he accuses all of us of being.

 

[guest]

This is why he's in his 40s and has accomplished literally nothing with his life. Normal people with unrealistic aspirations get rocked in the jaw, realize the error of their ways, and become productive members of society. Pat's going to continue doing things to cement his legacy as an abject laughingstock. He might land a handful of writing gigs and maybe even a book or TV deal if he's extremely lucky, but he'll always be the abject loser that he accuses all of us of being.

You forgot to call him fat.

 

[FurBurger]

Remember when Seth Simons wrote a whole article about us for the New Republic, spent months researching it, spoke to Pat directly about it; and then never mentioned him once? Not even when Pat kept tweeting out the article and at-mentioning him?

That was funny.

 

[Tortfeasor]

Pat was fooled by Josiah's professionalism - something he doesn't regularly encounter because his workplace is a pink blanket.

More like a pink sock

 

[guest]

Remember when Seth Simons wrote a whole article about us for the New Republic, spent months researching it, spoke to Pat directly about it; and then never mentioned him once? Not even when Pat kept tweeting out the article and at-mentioning him?

That was funny.

Seth doesn’t deal with obscurity, just big names like Anthony Cumia (in 2021) and Dave Smith.