REMINDER: Joe can't do healthy breakfasts because a Cow will eat almost anything in front of it

[UnPRePared]

This fat faux Biker Fuck obviously never met a carb or MSG-ridden white bread he didn't like.

There's a reason you only peeled potatoes in the military, Joe. If you were handed a gun, you'd have shot a better officer. If you jumped out of a plane, you'd somehow make the plane crash. If you were a Navy crewman, you'd have succeeded in sinking the ship. If you were in the Air Force, you would've Top Gun'd yourself into shooting down your fellow pilots while the enemy laughed at you.

You are a living Jerry Lewis movie caricature without the moments of charm, memories of a more charismatic partner (Anthony doesn't count), or love from the French.

I still hate calling you Bovine because cows are loving creatures. You are a bottom feeder and a leech...

But at least you can enter contracts.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Joe has never been in the air because they can’t take off. I don’t think we need to go over what would happen if he was in the navy.

 

[UnPRePared]

Joe has never been in the air because they can’t take off. I don’t think we need to go over what would happen if he was in the navy.

No thanks. If I wanted to hear about unsafe gay sex, I'd drive by Stonewall.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Cows are not the brightest bulbs, some farms make cows swallow magnets so the nails and wire on ground they eat stay in one of their stomachs and not tear them up passing them

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Joe once single-handedly cleared three acres of alfalfa

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Child Spit is Full of carbs thanks to the Kool Aid consumption levels putting more sugar into it.

 

[Snake]

 

[Will Tate]

Joe's just skipping straight to cannibalism.

 

[UnPRePared]

Will you just shut the Fuck up, Joe?

 

[Snake]

Will you just shut the Fuck up, Joe?

There was dozens of posts like this last year. Only women and faggots document their food like this.

 

[Sex Offender Joe]

@Missy's Mangled Footster comment?

 

[Carol's Bad Cavern]

@Missy's Mangled Footster comment?

nigger

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

Private Joseph Colleen Cumia air-lifted after being stranded due to severe parachute mishap (5/7/1979, Reuters)

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

This fat faux Biker Fuck obviously never met a carb or MSG-ridden white bread he didn't like.

There's a reason you only peeled potatoes in the military, Joe. If you were handed a gun, you'd have shot a better officer. If you jumped out of a plane, you'd somehow make the plane crash. If you were a Navy crewman, you'd have succeeded in sinking the ship. If you were in the Air Force, you would've Top Gun'd yourself into shooting down your fellow pilots while the enemy laughed at you.

You are a living Jerry Lewis movie caricature without the moments of charm, memories of a more charismatic partner (Anthony doesn't count), or love from the French.

I still hate calling you Bovine because cows are loving creatures. You are a bottom feeder and a leech...

But at least you can enter contracts.

The last line made me giggle.