Reminder: Instead of enjoying The Mummy and The Matrix back in 1999 like a normal teenager, Patrick was left sexually confused by their leads

[HotDogJoe]

Patrick, it's OK. It's 2021. You can come out of that closet. Nobody is going to judge you, my Wisconsin winter bratwurst child.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

NO! As a gay, I flatly refuse to allow Patso to Kool-Aid man his way into the club. Yes, child, I’m gatekeeping sodomy. No, child, you’re not allowed in because even degenerate ass munchers have standards. LGBT+ people see right through fake allies like you. We despise you. Die already, fatass.

Stay in the closet pretending to be in love with Ugly Niki, you fish-mouthed loser. You’re not welcome here.

 

[Raymond]

NO! As a gay, I flatly refuse to allow Patso to Kool-Aid man his way into the club. Yes, child, I’m gatekeeping sodomy. No, child, you’re not allowed in because even degenerate ass munchers have standards. LGBT+ people see right through fake allies like you. We despise you. Die already, fatass.

Stay in the closet pretending to be in love with Ugly Niki, you fish-mouthed loser. You’re not welcome here.

 

[Brooke Shields]

is he calling the Matrix gay?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

It's extra queer of him since now we know Trinity was a self insert character for the wachowski troons