Reminder: In a subreddit where Hollywood celebrities go to push their upcoming movies, Pat decided it was a good idea to "do one of these #AMA deals"

[Rabbi Krinsky]

He didn't even have anything to promote, how embarrassing.

 

[guest]

Pundit. God I hate that.

 

[Stent]

Classic Pat. Wonder why he hasn't done another one since then?

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Is that the one where it was such a dud that he started asking himself questions?

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

He thought he was skinny here. He was already full of baby fat. And he's way fatter now

 

[guest]

Jesus he really is a fucking 13 year old. He still thinks it's "cool" to be a middle aged guy who "still hungover" or "doesn't get out of bed til 10am". He was 37 years old at this point and he had to cakehorn in the "still hungover from Europe" thing. He calls people child because inside he still is one. Fat too.

 

[Meownaw]

Remember when some dumb broad posted a AMA photo on Twitter before posting on reddit and some rascal hijacked it?

 

[Udders]

Is that the one where it was such a dud that he started asking himself questions?

Yea, he asked himself about his own workout routine. No one would even ask a real celebrity that, certainly not the faggots who populate reddit.

 

[EraGodless]

I'm glad we took away his comedy career.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

hey fans and followers

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Pat talking about cutting his jokes down to the absolute minimum is pretty fucking funny.

 

[guest]

I'm glad we took away his comedy career.

There was never a comedy career to begin with.

 

[SFWA liaison]

How self unaware can a man be to think that picture is how one would want to present himself publicly? forget about his obesity and retarded haircut, his facial expression alone is incomprehensibly beta and stupid.

hostages in ISIS execution videos look less dejected and submissive than this swine

reminds me of one of those male feminist predator techniques of accentuating how passive and non-threatening they are to get closer to their prey.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Remember that one last year with some no-name sci-fi bitch that we hijacked?

That was good. Especially when Paul started cutting himself again.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

20 upvotes, nice. Putting up the numbahs.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Pat is asked if he could have any artist, living or dead, to do a cover for his book and he chooses... the guy who did the cover for his first two books. Which are objectively bad.

I know nothing about art, but I'm pretty sure there's some artists out there like Picasso or Monet who could do better than this shit

 

[Stent]

Pat is asked if he could have any artist, living or dead, to do a cover for his book and he chooses... the guy who did the cover for his first two books. Which are objectively bad.

I know nothing about art, but I'm pretty sure there's some artists out there like Picasso or Monet who could do better than this shit

Pat legitimately thinks he looks like that guy on the cover. He also wants to have sex with him.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Pat legitimately thinks he looks like that guy on the cover. He also wants to have sex with him.

The Ark one is even funnier to me, and of worse quality. It's the same generic dude, but the lighting and perspective make it look like his body is weirdly shaped or like he's wearing David Byrne's suit jacket from Stop Making Sense. Horrible book cover.

 

[guest]

The Ark one is even funnier to me, and of worse quality. It's the same generic dude, but the lighting and perspective make it look like his body is weirdly shaped or like he's wearing David Byrne's suit jacket from Stop Making Sense. Horrible book cover.

Nice Meth head protagonist, stupid.

 

[Meownaw]

Pat is asked if he could have any artist, living or dead, to do a cover for his book and he chooses... the guy who did the cover for his first two books. Which are objectively bad.

I know nothing about art, but I'm pretty sure there's some artists out there like Picasso or Monet who could do better than this shit

That tagline is what you would see as a gag in the background on a shitty comedy