Reminder: Despite being unemployed Patso spends 0 hours a year volunteering in his community

[stealthygeek]

Instead of feeding the homeless or cleaning up one of the many needle-littered parks in his neighborhood, Patso spent his Sunday like this:



Full disclosure: I don't volunteer for shit either but I also don't LARP as a faggot activist.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Tweeting is the extent of his activism and making a change.

 

[TokenX]

His tone is always so cunty. It's like God built him to be the perfect lolcow.

Pat, God built you to be a perfect lolcow.

 

[peckafacce]

That's okay I've heard rumors that Niki does enough "voulentering" for the both of them

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Because he's a lazy nigger.

 

[HotDogJoe]

His tone is always so cunty. It's like God built him to be the perfect lolcow.

Pat, God built you to be a perfect lolcow.

He also built him to be fat.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Pat calling himself self employed is like someone on welfare saying they work for the government

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon]

Pat calling himself self employed is like someone on welfare saying they work for the government

My poor fucking ribs

 

[TokenX]

He also built him to be fat.

I think the food did that. Pat's decision to forsaken Christ caused him to find religion in food, Twitter, and sloth. Who am I kidding, God made him extremely fat.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

He's too much of a self-important cunt to work in a soup kitchen or paint a community center.

But what's crazy is he cares SO much about politics, SO much about stopping Trump and his "army", yet never once considered volunteering for the Democratic Party chapter of Milwaukee. Weren't they supposed to have the Democratic Convention in Milwaukee, he wrote a whole NYT article about it?

All he had to do was (1) admit he's a liberal and stop pretending to be a conservative and (2) get his fat lazy ass off the couch. Probably would have rubbed elbows with all the top Democrat politicians, tweeting pictures with Pelosi telling his following how down-to-earth and amazing she is. Plus who knows, maybe one of those politicians takes a shine to him, invites him to join their staff in DC. Mr. Tomlinson Goes to Washington!

Who am I kidding, even if he tried, he'd still be the same dumb fat white guy who can come up with controversial "hot takes" but then not have the intelligence to defend them at all. They would have had him licking envelopes because his only value to the "resist Trump" effort is his fat wet tongue.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat calling himself self employed is like someone on welfare saying they work for the government

He also said he’s “not working now” but hasn’t been working for a long time. Too busy with twitter, child.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Pretty sure almost anyone can become a “published author”. In fact that term is so loose if you wrote an opinion article in your local paper you could classify yourself as a “published author”. Now to also be a “fat, pedophile, retard, fat, gay, hypocritical published author”? That is pretty exclusive.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Nice grammar, stupid.

 

[James Heffner]

Nice grammar, stupid.

spelling your "job" title wrong is another advantage of being self employed..

 

[Cyberatorquer]

fat is a humble man ultimately. his political firebranding on twitter is very hard, real work, and much appreciated...

 

[stealthygeek]

Pretty sure almost anyone can become a “published author”. In fact that term is so loose if you wrote an opinion article in your local paper you could classify yourself as a “published author”.

Kind of like how going to a few open mics can convince someone they're a real life actual comedian or a bunch of unpaid "thought pieces" makes you a pundit.

Only takes a couple of faggots to dilute the term so much that it loses all value. That's the danger of people that are too stupid (& fat) to understand the power of words.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

That's okay I've heard rumors that Niki does enough "voulentering" for the both of them

A fart is a terrible thing to waste

 

[Brooke Shields]

He also said he’s “not working now” but hasn’t been working for a long time. Too busy with twitter, child.

"I'm not working now. I wasn't working before but I'm not working now too."

 

[guest]

That’s not true, he did (allegedly) kill that guy who was campaigning for Trump