Reminder - As well as Thanksgiving and Christmas, Fat was at Hooligan's for 4 out of the 5 Josiah tapes.

[guest]

LOL what a pathetic alcoholic loser. He spends 80+% of his waking hours in a shitty pub. Fat.

 

[ISO__JOE]

So I called him a child!

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

"...gotta...gotta be here for the family..."

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

And he went there for the flex.

Sorry, I got to step away. A real assed journalist be calling.

 

[Jenna]

The motorcycle showing up on google street maps in his special little "Patrick's Parking Spot" as close to the front door as possible.

Especially with the schoolbus driving by, indicating he's getting drunk as the children of Milwaukee are being driven home in the afternoon.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

He’s there 5/7 days a week. The other 2 he’s at swinging door. Fat faggot.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Didn’t he say at the end of the last tape he was heading back in to hang out with “all” of his friends then would be going home to have a great night? Something like that which is funny since he’s always alone pretending to be an author with a laptop at a bar which NOBODY ELSE does because he looks ridiculous. They really see him as the town retard and just try to be polite so he doesn’t have a retard fit of anger and scare the other customers

 

[guest]

Didn’t he say at the end of the last tape he was heading back in to hang out with “all” of his friends then would be going home to have a great night? Something like that which is funny since he’s always alone pretending to be an author with a laptop at a bar which NOBODY ELSE does because he looks ridiculous. They really see him as the town retard and just try to be polite so he doesn’t have a retard fit of anger and scare the other customers

Fat thinks that if someone knows your name and you know theirs and they acknowledge you when you say hi that makes you friends. That's the closest he's had to friends since those two other faggots he mentioned in his year book.

 

[Cuphead]

The food doesn't even look good. If you're going to spend half of your life in a pub might as well find one that serves decent food

 

[guest]

Hooligans is Patrick's "found family."

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Hooligans is Patrick's "found family."

I bet they wish they could get the ol "Tomlinson daughter special"

 

[guest]

I bet you they can recognize the engine sound of his motorcycle as he parks...the Bartenders all go "ooh boy, here he comes, quick look occupied maybe he'll leave this time."

He never does.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

The food doesn't even look good. If you're going to spend half of your life in a pub might as well find one that serves decent food

It looks like garbage. The trend has been for bars and pubs to serve somewhat elevated bar food. Even the dives have stepped up their game because of the hipsters.

Now that the food at Hooligans has been brought up, this is a good time to remind everyone that they have a menu item called the “Boy Burger” that is served with unmelted American cheese. This has to be code related to child trafficking in some way.

 

[guest]

Now that the food at Hooligans has been brought up, this is a good time to remind everyone that they have a menu item called the “Boy Burger” that is served with unmelted American cheese. This has to be code related to child trafficking in some way.

If you order the "flatbread with extra anchovies," they whisk you away to the Hooligan's child sex dungeon.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Well, to be fair, I believe all the Josiah tape calls were placed on weekdays during work hours and Patrick is a jobless bum.

 

[guest]

It looks like garbage. The trend has been for bars and pubs to serve somewhat elevated bar food. Even the dives have stepped up their game because of the hipsters.

Now that the food at Hooligans has been brought up, this is a good time to remind everyone that they have a menu item called the “Boy Burger” that is served with unmelted American cheese. This has to be code related to child trafficking in some way.

I just had a look at my old local (haven't been there in years.) It's been bought by another chain and looks a bit more wankery but otherwise still the same. Used to be less of a hipster crowd but you'd occasionally see Clive Owen, Ray Davis, Ringo Starr etc. Menu a bit poncier than it was but still doubtlessly miles superior to Fat's podunk hangout.
[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.theflaskhighgate.com/food[/URL]

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Now that the food at Hooligans has been brought up, this is a good time to remind everyone that they have a menu item called the “Boy Burger” that is served with unmelted American cheese. This has to be code related to child trafficking in some way.

That explains why they haven't kicked PedoRick Patrick s Tomlison to the curb.

 

[ViVillHaVin!]

LOL what a pathetic alcoholic loser. He spends 80+% of his waking hours in a shitty pub. Fat.

Pat conciders the staff to be his friends. They pretend to like you for tips

 

[Cyberatorquer]

did you guys know that fatrick spends all of his mondays, from opening till closing hours at Hooligan's?
monday is his shabbat and hooligan's is his temple

all other days he generally doesn't get out of bed before 11am-2pm

 

[Meownaw]

Would love to be a fly on the wall when the bartender asks him what happened with that interview.