Remember when you were a kid and thought adults were smart

[guest]

Like nurses and teachers... theyre fucking retards. Although as a kid I remember my retarded first grade teacher correcting my written story, changing the sentence structure of something in quotes.

Dumb cunt, it was a quote. That's how the character was speaking. Retard.

 

[Meownaw]

I mean all you have to do is look at politicians!

 

[BoringFaggot]

I always saw them as giant hypocrites and liars. It's adults who look at children like retards, they just don't realize that kids are far more perceptive than adults.

 

[Stent]

Ever been to the doctor and thought "Write me a fucking script already. I worked out what's wrong myself from Google." but you had to go through the steps of question, answer, question, answer?

 

[Dog Eater]

Ever been to the doctor and thought "Write me a fucking script already. I worked out what's wrong myself from Google." but you had to go through the steps of question, answer, question, answer?

Yeah, every fucking time.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

the worst one is doctors; the young ones now work by computer-based protocol... even tho I live in socialist Britain (so I get a free doctor), I pay for an old happy-pilling doctor, he fucking rules.

I did have one good english teacher, he used one of my stories in a book he published, I'm probably owed royalties. He looked 50 & smoked cigs back in the day... I've looked him up & surprisingly he's still alive & teaching, I almost said his name (no)... but he's a good dude

 

[guest]

Ever been to the doctor and thought "Write me a fucking script already. I worked out what's wrong myself from Google." but you had to go through the steps of question, answer, question, answer?

Those fuckers are googling it anyway. You say what you've got and they're looking up shit on web md or whatever, I swear.

 

[The Shah of Iran]

I had a German teacher that was gay as fuck who brought his equally camp boyfriend in to lessons pretending he was a teachers assistant getting experience. They were like a pair of old palare queens, they may as well have called one another 'ducky'. The thing is he'd been all strict and miserable until he started bringing his bf in and was now all beaming and in love. After a few weeks of this is was announced that they "would not be coming back" and we'd be getting a new teacher. Not sure anyone got raped or nothin' but it's still pretty crazy to watch your teacher flirt with another man in a lesson. After all the gay/rape jokes died down the prevailing opinion seemed to be that this was the stupidest thing to expect to get away with. We'd already had one of thost bunny boiling female teachers try to fuck a kid a few years before that.

Maybe you get stupider as you grow older. I used to be quite bright and now I'm duller than a sack of wet mice

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Those fuckers are googling it anyway

I've literally seen a doctor do this. literally

 

[guest]

I've literally seen a doctor do this. literally

My doctor is such a dick and it's like everything is a pain for him to do.
"Hey I'm having a mental breakdown. Can you please give me a referral to a therapist?"
"Sighhhh........"

 

[Dog Eater]

I've literally seen a doctor do this. literally

They'll literally open up Wikipedia in front of you. NO SHIT SHERLOCK YOU THINK I DIDN'T ALREADY DO THAT?!

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

My doctor is such a dick and it's like everything is a pain for him to do.
"Hey I'm having a mental breakdown. Can you please give me a referral to a therapist?"
"Sighhhh........"

yep, my standard doctor is equally shite; I could be suicidal & he'll tell me 'all he can do' is book an appointment for a month away... luckily my other doctor drugs my tits off

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I've literally seen a doctor do this. literally

Genuinely?

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Genuinely?

genuinely and literally!

when I say genuinely, I'd tell you if it wasn't (DA THA BIT!)

 

[Dennyislife]

I am now of the age I can remember my mum being and parents kids being and even though I have friends with kids in double digits now I can't believe anyone would choose to have kids young. What a waste of life and freedom

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

I always felt like everyone at church was straight retarded and thus had doubted it's legitimacy as a fucking 8 year old.