Remember when Patrick still thought Quasi was Rahul and was leaving fake voicemails?

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[Cuphead]

He's not very good at this

 

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Is that Rick's voice? It sounds like Rick.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

All the "threatening" voicemails in aposolgate sound like Pat holding his nose.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

In all of the voicemails there's 4 seconds of nothing before he starts talking. Did he leave room while recording just to make sure it was recording and then forget to edit it out? If these were real Canyon would probably have started talking the moment he heard the beep, leaving less than a second of dead air. Come on Pig these are easy fixes.

 

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Fatty is not good at bullying fatty.

He literally is bad at EVERYTHING.

 

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He really is a poofter.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Are we supposed to believe that isn't Pat?

Why wouldn't he even attempt to change his voice?

 

[Stent]

When he was given the fake Rahul address he looked Niki in the eyes and smugly said "Check mate."

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Proving he made up fake harassment. That is so pat.

 

[EraGodless]

Not for nothing, but there are more than a few forensic files where a guy fakes like he has stlakers/harasserers and then murders his wife. It was the trolls. I'm sorry you're so stupid.

Nikki better sleep with one eye open.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Chubbie Smelltitts

 

[FurBurger]

Not for nothing, but there are more than a few forensic files where a guy fakes like he has stlakers/harasserers and then murders his wife. It was the trolls. I'm sorry you're so stupid.

Nikki better sleep with one eye open.

I hope some kind citizen lets her know.

Also, why does he think Rahul's fat, and a faggot? Could it be that Pat's projecting his own failings on a stranger, child?

 

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Not for nothing, but there are more than a few forensic files where a guy fakes like he has stlakers/harasserers and then murders his wife. It was the trolls. I'm sorry you're so stupid.

Nikki better sleep with one eye open.

Gripping her pillow tight.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Patrick should be careful. Someone could
use this to make a fat gay guy Twitter account, and spam it in his tweet replies to make everyone think he sends harassing, body shaming, and homophobic voicemails.

 

[BudDickman]

All the "threatening" voicemails in aposolgate sound like Pat holding his nose.

I don't think it is Pat, because I doubt he would be clever enough to even do that. These sound enough like Pat that I think it is probably his brother.

 

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"you fat faggot I'm gonna kill you"

The Police: OMG PATRICK THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!

 

[Juschippinyababe]

My first time hearing one of these. He really is deranged and either needs to be put down from a stray bullet from a BLM dindu or locked away forever. Our pig truly is a danger to society. A danger that can only be described as I don't know... FAT

 

[ChildSpitTake]

One of the most hilarious bits Pat ever tried to pull off

 

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He loved calling himself a fat faggot...