Remember this classic Cryptic Rickism?

[guest]

Oh no, must be serious...

Oh, just another dud.

How's the coalition coming, stupid?

 

[captain_kamala]

#canyonfacts

 

[guest]

Except you broke into our private forum and quite fatly may I add. So save that vicious roundhouse punch for Mr. Snyder, you squealing goober.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

"Never throw the first punch" is advice that is given by old pussies who have never been in a fight.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

"Build"? Like... build and paint your own Marvel character toy kits?

Build a house of straw like the first little piggy?

Build up the hopes of all the people you have borrowed money from before bragging online about how you'll never pay them back?

What has Pat ever built?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Is this why Rick genuinely believes if you call him fat to his face he’s within his rights to beat you into a coma before the police scrape you up and take you to prison?

 

[AntSucks]

Why is she lumping "dating app rape" in with online trolling? If you meet someone on a dating app and rape them that's already covered under Federal law as "rape". They're a victim of rape, not section 230. Is she retard? Yes. Is Pat fat? Yes.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

What has Pat ever built?

 

[guest]

It's literally the opposite of the advice given by anyone on how to win a street fight. The person who throws the first punch wins almost every single time.

Thats what Cobra Kai teaches too.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

What has Pat ever built?

Mounting debt.

 

[MonsterSteve]

#canyonfacts

#fattyliver

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

The doctor has to call him Sir....Osis of the liver.

 

[Harry Powell]

2020 - brace for impact

2021 - the judges and legal system were worse than unhelpful

 

[TorqueWheeler]

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Thats what Cobra Kai teaches too.

And they’re the reigning All Valley champions. Results speak for themselves, Papa Clown.

 

[guest]

"Never throw the first punch" is advice that is given by old pussies who have never been in a fight.

Yeah, exactly. Guys who think fights are like they are in the movies. That it's always fair and square one-on-one and you'll magically see that first punch coming in slo-mo and you have the training and presence of mind to dodge it and counter with a perfect cross to the jaw. In reality they're usually drunken shitshows.

 

[Stent]

#VictimsAgainstSection230

They're alway painting themselves as survivors and nobodies victim but as soon as they need to play for sympathy they're right there with the victim label.