Remember the good ol' days when you'd read 30 Nancy Drew books and get a personal pizza?

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

mama raven would come in and do penis checks every morning and afternoon. member?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Never had a that program at my school.

 

[Harry Powell]

Any parent that let their child have Mountain Dew was ignorant white trash

 

[EraGodless]

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Maybe you should have studied instead of reading Nancy Drew books, retard.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Yea we had the BOOK IT pizza hut thing. I think maybe I got 1 pizza and it was the size of my fucking head.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat is our " Choose your own adventure".

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Pat's transcripts would suggest that he never read enough books to get any free pizza, but his waistline says otherwise. A true conundrum.

 

[Meownaw]

Never heard of that before must be for poor kids.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

My school already served personal pizzas ( not that square shit) at lunch in the snack bar so nobody was going to be coaxed to read 30 books for a $3.00 pizza you could get everyday.

 

[UnPRePared]

What in the Fuck is he even talking about?

And what kind of asshole is addicted to Mountain Dew? Polish off a pint of Jagermeister on your own like the self-hating man you are, Queef Wellington.

 

[guest]

Any parent that let their child have Mountain Dew was ignorant white trash

Was about to say. A coke or Sprite or whatever was a treat for me as a kid. Holidays, the rare occasions we went to restaurants. His parents are hicks.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I don't think i've ever heard someone describe a liquid as bottomless

 

[Stent]

Reading was its own (gay) reward. I didn't expect some kind of sugary/fatty treat. This is why you're fat and retarded, Rick.

 

[fusciasomething]

I don't think i've ever heard someone describe a liquid as bottomless

Annoying women with their piss quality mimosas is the only other place I’ve heard it I think

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Hot pizza and unlimited Mtn Dew whilst Papa Clown is blowing the manager in the bathroom

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

I was reading about like sports stars/teams and even American Presidents when I was in elementary. Real shit. This faggot was reading Nancy Drew LMFAO I also read Hank The Cowdog and Captain Underpants I'm not tryna be all shmarmy, duude.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Pat was one of those fat kids who bought Goosebumps books at the book fair but never read them.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Mountain Dew and pizza is revolting. If I'm going soda with pizza, it's gotta be a root beer or plain old coke to be perfectly honest witcha. Patrick is trash.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Boys weren’t allowed to read Nancy Drew in my 90s Catholic school. Nice feminine interests, stupid.