Remember how easy it was to jerk off when you were younger?

[guest]

I'd wait until hot chicks were playing in commercials and jerk off within those 30 seconds.

I'd watch shows I didn't like just to wait until the commercials hoping that one was on, so I could cum.

That'd be impossible now. I wouldn't even get hard.

 

[guest]

This looks so stupid now but pretty sure I got a chubby watching this when it aired.

 

[Build Black Better]

Remember how easy it was to jerk off when you were younger?

Nah, it's a lot easier to pull out a smartphone while you "need to use the bathroom" than to go get one of your mom's catalogs (hopefully not letting her see that you're "shopping" yet again), turn to the lingerie section, and try to peel the well-read pages apart, or to remember to put your dad's porno mags back in the exact position you found them with no new stains (in addition to his )

 

[guest]

Nah, it's a lot easier to pull out a smartphone while you "need to use the bathroom" than to go get one of your mom's catalogs (hopefully not letting her see that you're "shopping" yet again), turn to the lingerie section, and try to peel the well-read pages apart, or to remember to put your dad's porno mags back in the exact position you found them with no new stains (in addition to his )

More fun doing that imo. Every jerk off session was like an adventure.

This looks so stupid now but pretty sure I got a chubby watching this when it aired.

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Member the Opie and Anthony when they ripped on two and a half men? I went straight to that episode to jerk off to Alan's dumb girlfriend.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I started jerking off at like 7 so I didn't even know it had to do with girls, I did it just to do it. Probably didn't even have thoughts, too concentrated on the task

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I started jerking off at like 7 so I didn't even know it had to do with girls

Because for you it had to do with guys.

 

[Build Black Better]

I started jerking off at like 7 so I didn't even know it had to do with girls, I did it just to do it. Probably didn't even have thoughts, too concentrated on the task

At that age, you must have had to concentrate on not letting your cocktail weenie slip out from between your thumb and forefinger.

Reminds me of how I used to micro-masturbate under the covers in college so that I wouldn't disturb my bunkmate at night (except it was a quarter-pounder, in size and technique)

 

[NortheastPhilly]

At this point, I dont even know how I used to watch porn before moving thumbnails.
Used to click on a whole video based off a single picture, like a fucking barbarian

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

At this point, I dont even know how I used to watch porn before moving thumbnails.
Used to click on a whole video based off a single picture, like a fucking barbarian

And it used to be a random thumbnail from a certain time point, like the closeup of the guy's face/ass.

The utter disappoint when most of the video is some girls tits and pussy

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I started jerking off at like 7 so I didn't even know it had to do with girls, I did it just to do it. Probably didn't even have thoughts, too concentrated on the task

7? Did you also play hide the one eyed eel?

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

7? Did you also play hide the one eyed eel?

Not until I was 10 years old.

Some big fat guy with down syndrome and a boston accent made me do it.

 

[King of OnAForums]

I had a playing card of a girl's ass that I jerked it to for a full year. Might've been 13. One card.

I think it might've screwed me up because I couldn't keep my fingers out of my first girlfriend's anus sophomore year. Probably messed her up too.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

End it, Douglas. Be with me.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Your soul tastes like teriyaki, Douglas.