Remedial Pat (1.7GPA) thinks fish and chips are boiled in a kettle together.

[NoBacon]

Also that they are boiled in enough water that it can be used as an effective weapon against a group of attackers

 

[UnPRePared]

Look, the Brits cook like shit, they boil everything, so on that he's not entirely wrong.

But the fat Fucking so used to getting his food made for him that of course he doesn't understand how proper cooking is done.

1.7

 

[fenrir]

Look, the Brits cook like shit

Are the Scottish any better, Ray?

 

[UnPRePared]

Are the Scottish any better, Ray?

View attachment 40982

Don't fucking remind me.

Polish cooking here is like a feast of the gods - when I allow myself carbs, at least.

 

[EraGodless]

Look, the Brits cook like shit, they boil everything, so on that he's not entirely wrong.

But the fat Fucking so used to getting his food made for him that of course he doesn't understand how proper cooking is done.

1.7

His GPA is impossibly low-- he must have just been a straight up shithead. Just showing up should get you a C- but showing up and being an asshole? Yeah, that will get you D's and F's. As someone already pointed out, if you took out his gym grades, he was rocking a 1.2 or so.

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

Look, the Brits cook like shit, they boil everything, so on that he's not entirely wrong.

But the fat Fucking so used to getting his food made for him that of course he doesn't understand how proper cooking is done.

1.7

I sometimes think you're not the real Raymond Wilson with this kind of patter. I want to believe.

 

[UnPRePared]

I sometimes think you're not the real Raymond Wilson with this kind of patter. I want to believe.

Just because I'm Scottish doesn't mean I prefer their cooking. I've been traveling the world since I was a young man, it was eye opening eating cuisines of other ethnicities. I couldn't go back.

Also, thank you. This is why I stress the need for doubt, it helps in case anyone of a certain, ahem, field, finds me on here.

And no, I've never liked haggis, before you ask.

 

[fenrir]

I sometimes think you're not the real Raymond Wilson with this kind of patter. I want to believe.

Don't you ever doubt the Rayman.

By the way, Ray, your wife is looking for you: https://new.onaforums.net/threads/looking-for-my-husband.14729/#post-316504

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Are the Scottish any better, Ray?

View attachment 40982

My girlfriend is Scottish. She's never made me a meal that wasn't awesome. Her mom, who lived in Scotland much longer cooks like shit. I was actually excited to try that haggis shit and they didn't even have any. All the old Scots just talked about the best spots to buy it around here.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Also that they are boiled in enough water that it can be used as an effective weapon against a group of attackers

Plus being a tiny crippled kid that needs a crutch trying to swing it

 

[UnPRePared]

Don't you ever doubt the Rayman.

By the way, Ray, your wife is looking for you: https://new.onaforums.net/threads/looking-for-my-husband.14729/#post-316504

Jesus Christ, I couldn't stop laughing at that thread. Whoever is Gosia, bravo. But if that's really Gosia, she has a lot of explaining to do...

My girlfriend is Scottish. She's never made me a meal that wasn't awesome. Her mom, who lived in Scotland much longer cooks like shit. I was actually excited to try that haggis shit and they didn't even have any. All the old Scots just talked about the best spots to buy it around here.

That's the funny thing, my mother was actually a really good cook. However, if I went over to a friend's house, I didn't like what their mother made, ever. There was a clear difference.

I think she was self taught and varied things up more than most Scottish women, or perhaps I blinded myself out of appreciation. Either way, good memories.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

> However, if I went over to a friend's house, I didn't like what their mother made, ever.

Because it was an empty plate?

"You'll've had yer tea, no?"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Jesus Christ, I couldn't stop laughing at that thread. Whoever is Gosia, bravo. But if that's really Gosia, she has a lot of explaining to do...



That's the funny thing, my mother was actually a really good cook. However, if I went over to a friend's house, I didn't like what their mother made, ever. There was a clear difference.

I think she was self taught and varied things up more than most Scottish women, or perhaps I blinded myself out of appreciation. Either way, good memories.

That's it. My gf just wings everything and experiments and it always turns out great. Her mom actually cooks like my mom. Just happy to eat some dry piece of chicken breast with zero seasoning. And that's how they LIKE their food. One time I spent all day on a smoker and made French Dip sandwiches. Everyone loved them and my mom refused to finish hers because it had too much flavor and the meat was medium rare, and if beef isn't grey throughout, she thinks it's not cooked enough eventhough I used a probe thermometer that gets it exactly where it needs to be.

 

[The Shah of Iran]

The opester ate some haggis back in the day.

I've no doubt that people trade good places to get it because 80% of the haggis I ate tasted like shit. They served it at school in the lunch hall, dry with mash and it was just awful. You could taste that it was just the insides of a malnourished goat you were eating. With that said, if you find yourself in a nice restaurant in Scotland and it's on the menu with some whiskey cream sauce I'd 100% suggest you try it. When it's prepared by someone who knows what they're doing, fried or bread balls of haggis is a pretty tidy wee starter.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

At best, he's too dumb to realize kettle chips and fish and chips aren't the same thing. He often talks about drinking tea but doesn't know most of the English speaking world uses a "kettle" to add the hot water? That's how retarded this fucking idiot who constantly (mis)uses British slang is.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Are the Scottish any better, Ray?

View attachment 40982

With all due respect to any Scottish brothermen, I'd rather eat a fresh dogshit than that.

 

[UnPRePared]

That's it. My gf just wings everything and experiments and it always turns out great. Her mom actually cooks like my mom. Just happy to eat some dry piece of chicken breast with zero seasoning. And that's how they LIKE their food. One time I spent all day on a smoker and made French Dip sandwiches. Everyone loved them and my mom refused to finish hers because it had too much flavor and the meat was medium rare, and if beef isn't grey throughout, she thinks it's not cooked enough eventhough I used a probe thermometer that gets it exactly where it needs to be.

It's amazing how limiting or expansive the culinary options can be depending on cultures.

If I run into an authentic Scottish breakfast, despite my diet, I'm eating it. Blame genetics, upbringing, or memories, I'm digging right in every time. But that's the exception.

Being to Germany, Switzerland, Spain, all that different places and eating what they make... It woke me up to the beauty of taste and variety. Poland here is no exception. It blew my mind as a dumb young lad, and still does as an old man. Discovering new food is like a hobby now.

 

[ThatRetardWhoDoxxdHimself]

At best, he's too dumb to realize kettle chips and fish and chips aren't the same thing. He often talks about drinking tea but doesn't know most of the English speaking world uses a "kettle" to add the hot water? That's how retarded this fucking idiot who constantly (mis)uses British slang is.

Well he was crowdsourcing 150 year old slang for “mugging” and thought he might get “tallywhacked on the ol’ bowler” or whatever the fuck and just got “no, it’s mugging here too.” I can’t wait to see this abomination, it’ll be 90% his gay American english peppered with OI M8 ME BLUHBLUBLUH CARTOONISH BRITISH SLANG and gratuitous violence by tiny tim. I’m rooting for him to make some kind of “so bad it’s good” labor of retarded enthusiasm like sonichu or the room but this is just going to be a much ignored piece of shit.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Well he was crowdsourcing 150 year old slang for “mugging” and thought he might get “tallywhacked on the ol’ bowler” or whatever the fuck and just got “no, it’s mugging here too.” I can’t wait to see this abomination, it’ll be 90% his gay American english peppered with OI M8 ME BLUHBLUBLUH CARTOONISH BRITISH SLANG and gratuitous violence by tiny tim. I’m rooting for him to make some kind of “so bad it’s good” labor of retarded enthusiasm like sonichu or the room but this is just going to be a much ignored piece of shit.

Indeed, I think this just might be his masterpiece.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Well he was crowdsourcing 150 year old slang for “mugging” and thought he might get “tallywhacked on the ol’ bowler” or whatever the fuck and just got “no, it’s mugging here too.” I can’t wait to see this abomination, it’ll be 90% his gay American english peppered with OI M8 ME BLUHBLUBLUH CARTOONISH BRITISH SLANG and gratuitous violence by tiny tim. I’m rooting for him to make some kind of “so bad it’s good” labor of retarded enthusiasm like sonichu or the room but this is just going to be a much ignored piece of shit.

"Labor of retarded enthusiasm" is a really fucking great descriptor.