Religion Pig

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

No, stlaker. You are not the son of God. That is simply your delusions again. It has been, and always will be, Jesus Christ.

No, child. I would not just eat all five loaves and two fish.

"If Saul could become Paul, Ellen can fucking become Elliot, bigots."

I love religious Pat!

He turned water into hooligans soup, and the amassed Romans died of dysentery

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

I can respect an agnostic, but atheists are bottom of the barrel.

They are agnostics who are petulant and stick their fingers in their ears and stomp their feet about their doubt.

For followers of Christ one of the ultimate levels of faith is coming to the understanding that you don’t actually know that God exists and that it’s merely a belief - and believing anyway.

Those Christians who claim to “know” that God exists, I trust their faith less.

That’s the difference between atheist and agnostic, the difference between a reasonable position and petulance.

Patrick thinks he is the pink Neil Degrasse Tyson. And in some ways he is, as Patrick also has never written any important papers and also confuses trivia about space for science. Atheism is fashionable for Patrick.

I hope he lives a long fulfilling life because we can see what’s coming in the next few decades and I want him to have to change his position.

Look at the way positions have changed on language. In the 70s leftist television used the N-word right and left. And all kinds of other boundaries they pushed. The right were the ones handwringing about language and telling everyone, into the 90’s, not to use naughty words. That flipped. It will flip again. And guess what’s going to happen with religion, which in cycles has driven science and will drive science again as most of the best and most innovative research being done today is being done by religious universities? That’s right. The flip is coming.

That cycle goes all the way back to early Christianity when early Christians were mocked for believing the Earth was a sphere because the Bible said so. Early Christians also believe that the earth hung among the stars and were mocked for that, too.

There was a time when it was rather fashionable for the left to be religious. It will come back again and I can’t wait to watch him tap dance his way into a new position.

Bzz. Wrong
Pat 3:16

 

[guest]

There is no God, child.

Ok then there shouldn't be anything wrong with texting you?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

" `For behold, at that day shall he rage in the hearts of the child stlakers, and stir them up to anger against that which is good."

 

[guest]

Oh, and he'd deny ever having been atheist.

I have always been a follower of Christ, child. I have never denied him. Why do you think it's okay to lie?

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Welp, they decided to release Barabbas. A thread.

Jon Pavlovitz is the Barabbas of the religion grift.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Jon Pavlovitz is the Barabbas of the religion grift.

I was thinking Judas. Because as a heeb he can't resist silver

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Because capitalization is the same thing as using an entirely different pronoun

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

And, behold, they cried out, saying, What have we to do with thee, Jesus, thou Son of God? art thou come hither to torment us before the time?

And there was a good way off from them an herd of many swine feeding.

So the devils besought him, saying, If thou cast us out, suffer us to go away into the herd of swine.

Matthew 8: 29-30

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Now do Mohammed fucking a child! Or Jews torturing chickens to remove their sins. No? He's a fucking coward

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Who is the Pig supposed to be quoting there? Good ol' Patrick "No Source Cited" Tomlinson

He ripped this off reddit

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

"The Lord is my publisher; I shall not wait long.
He maketh me to lie.
He leadeth me beside fart couches.
He burieth me in strange.
He leadeth me in paths of never-lied-once-fulness.

Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of atalkers, child
I will fear no SWATTing,
For You are with me;
Your toy spaceship and dinosaur,
They comforteth my non-obese ass.

You prepareth a table before me.
And another.
And another.
And I shall dwelleth in the house of Hoolie's
Forever. "

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

The minute it’s hard left to believe in Jesus he’ll be in church. Guarantee it.

He had a tweet about how he liked that Joe Biden was a catholic.

 

[SFWA liaison]

he OBLITERATED that imaginary opponent!

funny how the actual people challenging him get blocked/ignored/childed but when he has a faggy comeback he finds fantasy enemies to discuss with

very effeminate

 

[Uncle Floyd]

The Republican who said Jesus didn't use pronouns, and who Patrick calls a "bitch." LSRN!

 

[Meownaw]

Nothing worse than these faggots claiming they know the bible more while committing every sin known to man.

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

The Republican who said Jesus didn't use pronouns, and who Patrick calls a "bitch." LSRN!

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Shame! Obese white men married to lesbians, do better!