Red wine...

[guest]

Healthy so doesnt count as relapse...

Im so desperately lonely.

 

[Stent]

Have you tried podcasting?

 

[guest]

@captain_kamala want an amazon gift card? Sniff.....

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

You are never alone with The Alliance by your side my friend, Lucy bless.

Now turn that frown upside down, bad times don't last but The Alliance does.

Now chin up and drink up.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

and drink up.

This is the most important part. If 'chin up' was the important part... you'd FUCKIN' BE DAN MULLEN'S WIFE

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

At least now that Dan is gone you can't send him any drunk embarrassing DM's, that he would share like the bitchmade snitch he is, so there's one positive at least.

Also red wine is the nectar of the gods, reality is boring anyway, drink up my friend, to Lucy, salute!

 

[Consensual Rapist]

When life gets you down, pick that bottle up, and take a nice big swig.
See those people outside having fun?
Fuck em! Take another swig.

 

[Opie Army]

i used to be the shithead walking around town with a bottle of red wine in a bag, walking into frat parties & drinking cosmos until they start asking who the old guy is.

 

[captain_kamala]

@captain_kamala want an amazon gift card? Sniff.....

Yes please. The laptop charger Dan bought me is starting to crap out, only works in certain positions I don't know how much longer it will last

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Healthy so doesnt count as relapse...

Im so desperately lonely.

Hey brutha I am always a DM away. I love you my man.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

only works in certain positions

sounds like you bb jirl, hit me up in dms

 

[CuckQueen]

"Alcohol has been man's friend for 5,000 years. You don't turn your back on a friend like that."--Some Jap

"In Tokyo in the Meiji era there lived two prominent teachers of opposite characteristics. One, Unsho, an instructor in Shingon, kept Buddha's precepts scrupulously. He never drank intoxicants, nor did he eat after eleven o'clock in the morning. The other teacher, Tanzan, a professor of philosophy at the Imperial University, never observed the precepts. Whenever he felt like eating, he ate, and when he felt like sleeping in the daytime he slept.

One day Unsho visited Tanzan, who was drinking wine at the time, not even a drop of which is suppposed to touch the tongue of a Buddhist.

"Hello, brother," Tanzan greeted him. "Won't you have a drink?"

"I never drink!" exclaimed Unsho solemnly.

"One who does not drink is not even human," said Tanzan.

"Do you mean to call me inhuman just because I do not indulge in intoxicating liquids!" exclaimed Unsho in anger. "Then if I am not human, what am I?"

"A Buddha," answered Tanzan."

 

[guest]

The new sober dougie kinda sucks tbh

To quote patrice at charlie sheens roast
“Steveo ride that shit till the wheels fall off”

Stick to beer and wine, the mollyposting just makes me anxious

 

[guest]

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[Dummy Gaynuts]

Ha ha ha just kidding bro. You're a good sport

 

[guest]

Red win STINKS

hangovers are bruuuuutal man

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Yes please. The laptop charger Dan bought me is starting to crap out, only works in certain positions I don't know how much longer it will last

did they not bring the original charger to starbucks when you stole the lappy?